LoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft PvP battles? Join our server and you’ll go from losing 2-0 to pulling off impressive performances like a pro! Our players have reported leveling up their skills so much that they can take on an army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who will grant you magical powers if you prove yourself worthy in battle. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

CreeperFriendzGunZ

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperFriendzGunZ, crisis management., danger, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Empathy, fear, forgiveness, friendship, life-threatening situations, loyalty, personal boundaries, self defense, survival instincts, Trust, Understanding, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Votes:	1220	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dodging bullets from your best friend! Join now for a chance to show off your ninja skills and prove that you can outwit even your closest pals. Who needs diamonds when you have the adrenaline rush of narrowly avoiding a bullet to the face? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge your way to victory on this insane server!

LebanoCraft: Catastrophe Beyond Imagination

aid, catastrophe, chief, Community, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, humanitarian, imagination, International, LebanoCraft, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Peacekeeping, resolution, SECURITY, Stability, UN, united nations, Warns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Buildings Constructed:	36
Secret Passages Found:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	538360	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

lol, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz if u don’t, UN chief says there will be a catastrophe beyond imagination, like Lebanon becoming another Gaza. but don’t worry, on our server, we got mad skills to prevent that from happening. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we hide from creepers. join now before it’s too late and Lebanon turns into a blocky wasteland like Gaza. #blockyapocalypse #minecraftmadness

PurrfectPottyCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	2999
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	681	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cat rituals you’ve ever seen! Watch as our feline friends perform ancient bathroom ceremonies passed down from the mighty Bastet herself. Who needs dogs chasing sticks when you can witness the majestic power of cats in boxes? Plus, our Egyptian Priest will guide you through the worship process, ensuring you have a purr-fectly good time on our server. Don’t miss out on this meow-nificent experience!

MineSciFame: No African or Asian Researchers

academic research, African, African names, asian, BIAS, Diversity, diversity in science, East Asian names, Inclusivity, Journalism, marginalized groups, Media bias, MineSciFame, minority researchers, new science, racial bias, representation, research coverage, researchers, Science Communication, Scientific community, Underrepresentation, US media coverage

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. You gotta join because, like, we have this secret underground lab where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And, like, if you find the golden chicken, you get a free unicorn mount to ride around on. Plus, our server is so lit that even aliens from outer space come to hang out and play Minecraft with us. And, like, did I mention that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a wave of his wand? So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Zombie Apocalypse [MMORPG] [1.20.4]

1.20.4, Adventure, Apocalypse, Bosses, bugs, Custom, Custom Items, Dungeons, Feedback, legendary armor, mmorpg, MMORPG fashion, mobs, Other, Player Owned House, PvP, PVP zones, Quests, RPG, Server, Wilderness, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

The Apocalypse has brought many dangerous creatures to the world. Take up arms and defend yourself and your cities against the Zombie Hordes and Mythical Creatures that have surfaced!

Grab your Sword and head into The Wilderness where you will find an endless supply of Undead to kill! Town’s folk have quests for you to complete for great rewards. The harder the Mobs are to kill, the better the loot! Health and Damage scaling to continuously increase your power with Custom Items. Bosses and Dungeons to take on as a team or alone with unique mechanics!

Custom Mob Drops to keep a flow of custom currency in the game.

Take your Legendary armor and weapons to the PvP Zones to fight for other Players rare items!

Build a Player Owned House to show off your achievements to the rest of the Server!

In true MMORPG fashion, the story you create is yours!

A recreation of my Zombie Survival/Apocalypse server built 10 years ago!

Everyone from everywhere is welcome!

We’re just starting up again, so if you find any bugs or if you have feedback, please feel free to let us know!I’m excited to see what you can cook up against The Wilderness!(Server is currently not dedicated)

– Lies

156.57.136.191

The Stoned Golem: Where the stone golems are super chill and love to chat non-stop all day long

Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chat, Chill, Claims, Community Hosted Events, constant updates, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Day, Decent Size Community, Donations, Explore, Golem, Golems, Graves, hard mode, Ip:, java, Links, Long, love, nonstop, proximity voice chat, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, STONE, Stoned, Super, toggleable PVP, Unique, Waystones

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2553	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims	Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims	Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones	Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

CraftyBPD Minecraft Server

borderline personality disorder, BPD, coping mechanisms, CraftyBPD, Distress, Emotional Dysregulation, emotional instability, emotional regulation, fear of abandonment, impulsivity, intense emotional pain, Invalidation, mental health, Minecraft, mood swings, personality disorders, psychiatric disorders, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Server, Therapy, Treatment, unstable relationships

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the most intense emotional rollercoaster of your life! Our Borderline Personality Disorder-themed server will have you questioning your sanity one minute and laughing hysterically the next.

With crazy events like “Build Battle Therapy” where you have to build your way out of a mental breakdown, or “PvP Panic Attacks” where you battle it out while experiencing intense emotional distress, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and apologize in advance for the wild ride you’re about to experience!

ChainCraft Server: $14

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, ChainCraft, chainlink, Crypto, cryptocurrency, data feeds, decentralized finance, digital asset, ethereum, financial data, Investment, Link, market, oracle network, price, price prediction, Server, smart contracts, Technology, Trading

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Votes:	1030	Enchantments Applied:	138
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server’s currency is Chainlink, which is worth a whopping $14.03 in real life (2020 price: $20)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within our server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, while others claim it’s protected by a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

HypeFlicks Minecraft Server

audience expectations, blockbuster movie, box office disappointment, cinema hype, film criticism, film industry, Hollywood hype, HypeFlicks, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie buzz, movie culture, movie disappointment, movie discussion, movie hype, movie industry, movie letdown, movie marketing, movie reception, movie release, movie reviews, overhyped movie, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	84	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the real deal! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Hollywood couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it that when Steven Spielberg logged on, he couldn’t stop screaming in excitement and had to be carried away by a herd of zombie pigs. So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and maybe even bump into a famous director or two, come join us now!

Remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

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