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NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	6679
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchants, Discord, dragons, Dynmap, Enchantments, Essentials, Facebook Page, Fun, Game, Government, Griefprevention, income, Iperios, Join, Laws, meets, Message, Minecraft, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Starter information, Support, Territories, Thrones, Today

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ban, Bleach, ichigo, is.., kai, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PALS, PIXEL, Problem, regular hollow, rukia, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

All Might Pizza, Apology, catch up, creepy, Detroit Smash, drink, Iida, invite, Kacchan, lash out, love hotel, Minecraft, Ochako, pizza, plus ultra, pro-hero, sex, Shift, smp, Sorry., Todoroki, WOMAN, world’s greatest hero

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, BlockyBedBuddies, daring escapades, Exciting adventures, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, memorable moments, Minecraft, offbeat experiences, public sex, risky behavior, secret rendezvous, smp, taboo places, thrilling encounters., unconventional locations, unconventional sex, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual locations, unusual sex, wild encounters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	552	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

CraftyRedFlagz

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, CraftyRedFlagz, DATING, deal breakers, emotional intelligence, first date, Honesty, intuition, red flag behaviors, red flags, reddit, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, toxic behavior, Trust, warning signs, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Votes:	9501
Dimension Hops:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

cancelation, Censorship, controversy, cultural events, current events, documentary film, festival news, film festival updates, film industry, film screening, film screenings., freedom of speech, international relations, media manipulation, Minecraft, political film, propaganda film, propaganda tactics, Russians at War, Server, war films, WarriorsCraft, Zurich Film Festival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3383
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

aggression, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, leadership, lol, Military, national security, nato, Orbán, Orbán administration, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4003	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Potions Brewed:	113	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!