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CreeperDateDisaster

awkward dates, bad date experiences, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe-worthy dates, dating advice, dating anecdotes, dating deal breakers, dating disasters, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating nightmares, dating pet peeves, dating regrets, Relationship Red Flags, worst date, worst pickup lines

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

brain cognition, brain function, brain processing, cognitive delay, cognitive function, cognitive perception, cognitive processing, DelayCraft, information delay, neural processing, perception delay, present moment, reality distortion, reality perception, sensory cognition, sensory delay, sensory input, sensory processing, steve, Time, time distortion, time lag, time perception, WAITS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

Ban, border, Communicate, CREEPERS, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Embrace, Explore, IMPROVEMENTS, Ip:, Join, Land, LAUGH, Minecraft, Nations, Noobs, Peaceful, Performance, PORT, rule, rules, Server Information, simp, smp, Version, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

controversial, cutting off, Demonic, DemonicJew, Disturbing, fat guy, graphic, Identity, image, internet, jew, meme, Minecraft, nose, offensive, ONLINE, Picture, Request, search, Server, social media, viral, viral photo

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

10 years, 30s, activities, Boyfriend, close friend, Colleague, Details, doesn’t like me, email threads, friend group, getting married, invite, mad, not invited, OFFENDED, participate, refusing to go, skipping party, spending weekend, Wedding, WeddingCrasherPro876, WOMAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	98
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	395390
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

brexit, BrexitCraft, Britain, decision, EU, Europe, european union, Future, Government, international relations, Lifetime, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, opinion, Politics, referendum, Rejoin, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Starmer, Statement, United Kingdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Chinese, Chinese government, covert activities, Cuba, CubanSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage network, foreign influence, foreign operations, global espionage, international relations, military expansion, military presence, political tensions, security threats, spy bases, strategic locations, Surveillance, US naval base, US-China relations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.