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CompliSults Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	6611
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1034
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Items Found:	5189
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!

Minecraft server: FapCraft – Fapping Together!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build friendships… and maybe a little something more 😉 Join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where we embrace the art of lewds and the science of fappin’ and schlickin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly players who were all just as eager to fap together. They built a giant monument dedicated to the joys of fappin’, complete with a fountain that spurted out lube instead of water. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find special events like the “What’re ya buying? hehehe” edition, where players can trade rare items for even rarer… um, services. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other Minecraft server.

So come join us on /ftt/ – Fapping Together Thread, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe your internet connection. 😉

Dad’s Not-So-Sonny Sibling Squad

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a girl who refuses to call her dad’s employee her brother, much to the dismay of her adopted boyfriend.

Watch as tensions rise over the definition of family and blood connections, all while trying to survive and thrive in the blocky world of Minecraft. Will love conquer all, or will this family feud tear them apart? Join now to find out and maybe even adopt a virtual sibling of your own!