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Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1031
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

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ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Potions Brewed:	93	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	4776	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6619	Horror Stories Survived:	7

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Animals Bred:	43
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	7620
Star Shards Collected:	261	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

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Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6008	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!