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ExFiancésFuneralRave

anger, BETRAYAL, Carnival, Communication, comparison, custody, ex-fiancé, ExFiancésFuneralRave, family, Funeral, Grief, Honesty, Lies, loyalty, mourning, parenting, relationship, stepchildren, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	79	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Emeralds Found:	7322
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Alien Abductions:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	8561
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9407	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?