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Blocklife

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

A 1.16.3 SMP server with an improved type of attack known as siege! We are a friendly, welcoming, and active community who welcomes people of all ages to come and play on here!

51.81.115.186:25585

DU3D

Creative

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9470	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

DU3D SMALL SERVER – 10 Players Youtube Live Du3D Facebook : Du3D Follow us: Facebook : www.facebook.comdu3dofficial.com Youtube : www.youtube.com]du3doffical.com

du3d.minehut.gg

OwlCraft

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8109	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

We are creating OwlCraft a server inspired by The Owl House with a custom plugin. Our Discord Server is the best place to chat with staff members and other players on the server.

owlcraft.net

Seraph s dominion

Beta, Modded, Mods, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Seraph’s Dominion is a Minecraft server on Beta 1.7.3, which is currently running the Better Than Adventure mod, along with two other mods that were madr for Better Than Adventure. If you don’t have BTA, you can join the Discord for the install link.

144.126.152.184

StarMine Grief Your world of adventure Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mines Excavated:	1357
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The owner of the server “StarMine Grief Your World of Adventures” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

starmine.mclan.ru

Vnlla

Buycraft, Pve Survival, PvP, PvP Survival, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Come join our survival server! We have brought Vnlla back from the dead! The long lost survival server has returned! Join vnlla today. Raiding and PVP is allowed and encouraged! No hacking or excessive harassment pls.

play.vnlla.us

Skyvival

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

54.39.8.21:25614

Support From EstamonHost.ru Game Hosting Project Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Animals Bred:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

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The UwU Den

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crops Grown:	5882	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	855	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

A Classic Survival Server With A Furry Touch Come And Join Your All Welcome (Rules Are Strictly Enforced!)

TheUwUDen.minehut.gg

Hls – mega minecraft

247, Essentials, Factions, Multiplayer Survival, Roleplay, Shops

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6056	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

HLS – Mega Minecraft

Minecraft for everyone!

New server, looking for builders and residents to help!

play.hls-mc.uk