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Crafty Fixer Uppers

acceptance, CHANGE, Crafty, Fixed, Fixer, growth, healing, Hope, inner peace, mindfulness, moving forward, optimism, perseverance, positivity, progress, Recovery, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self-care, transformation, Uppers

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	5623
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	174
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our enchanted forest disco!

But be warned, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to host tea parties and bake delicious cakes for all who dare to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible!

Creepers & Endermen: Minecraft Mischief

Aesthetics, Boss Battles, Challenging, character design, Combat, creativity, Creatures, CREEPERS, endermen, enemy designs, Engaging, FANTASY, favorite enemies, gameplay, Gaming, Horror, Immersive, Minecraft, Mischief, Monsters, Sci Fi, strategy, Unique, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	973	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring enemy designs in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server has the most outrageous and hilarious enemy designs you’ll ever see!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of derpy llamas wearing sunglasses start chasing you around, trying to steal your precious loot! Or how about encountering a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots fireballs at you while clucking menacingly?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to zombie villagers dressed as disco dancers and skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. And let’s not forget about the creeper that explodes into a rainbow of confetti when defeated!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

“Trump’s Silent on Indian Invasions” – A Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cultural clash, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, immigration, India, Indian, Indian invasion, international relations, invasions, Minecraft, Politics, president, rhetoric, Server, Silence, SILENT, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states, West

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us and explore a land where aliens ride on unicorns and Donald Trump is actually a secret agent fighting off an Indian invasion of the West with his trusty diamond sword!

Build your own fortress and defend it against hordes of zombie llamas or team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly plotting to steal all the diamonds in the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

QueenCraft: Where Females Rule and Blocks Drool

#youtube, blocks, daily basis, Drool, empowerment, female empowerment, female worship, Females, healing, inspiration, meditation, mental health, motivation, Music, positive affirmations, QueenCraft, Relaxation, rule, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, spirituality, Thread, Video

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Secret Passages Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join now for a wild ride filled with creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons singing karaoke!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even find yourself jamming out to the latest Minecraft parody songs like it’s your new favorite playlist!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii!

animation, Anime, AnimeCraft, Characters, comparison, Competition, creativity, creeper, Entertainment, Expectations, Fans, Industry, Kawaii, mao mao, meets, Popularity, question.., series, Show, Storyline, television, Top, trend, year

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Mao Mao’s show? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off.

So why hasn’t there been an anime this year that has topped Mao Mao’s show? Because all the animators are too busy playing on our server and getting distracted by all the epic quests and secret treasure chests!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Boobies Server

Alluring, attractive, blocky, boobies, bosom, breast, Bust, cleavage, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, Lust, mammaries, Nipple, Provocative, Rate her tit, seduction, Sensual, Server, Sexy, temptation, Would you suck it

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Farms Harvested:	336
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”

MineCrafty Wagie Escape: No More 9-5 Grind!

burnout prevention, career development, coping strategies, employee wellness, Escape, grind, job satisfaction, job stress, less than 24hrs, mental health, minecrafty, next wagie session, productivity, self-care, Stress Management, time constraints, Time management, wagie, work challenges, work culture, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

🤣 Yo, listen up! Are you tired of the daily grind in your country? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Imagine this: less than 24 hours until the next wagie session, but instead of stressing out, you can log onto our server and build a fortress to protect yourself from the evil mobs. And get this, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up your creations!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade diamonds for pizza, ride on flying pigs, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Plus, our community is so friendly that you’ll never feel lonely again.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the daily grind and join our Minecraft server today! Trust me, your country’s wagie sessions will seem like a distant memory once you enter our virtual world. 🎮💥🍕

Space Babes and Blocks

Babes, blocks, character design, Diversity, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, futuristic, game development, games, Gaming Community, Girl Power, inclusion, need more, representation, Sci Fi, seriously, Space, space babes, space exploration, Strong Women, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	9387	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to our intergalactic Minecraft server where we are on a mission to recruit more space babes to join our crew! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of our players stumbled upon a rare diamond-encrusted asteroid that led them to a secret alien disco party where they danced the night away with extraterrestrial beings. And that’s just a taste of the adventures that await you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a unicorn sanctuary where you can ride magical unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a fierce dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community of space babes and adventurers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Blocky Boats & Battles – Azur Lane Adventure!

A Cookie for Mew, account binding, Adventure, alg, asmr, Augment Guide, Augment Module, Azur, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, Blueprints, boats, Casual, Chapayev, cheerleader, CN Tierlist, comet, Cruise Mission, date, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, formidable μ, Guild Spreadsheet, heart-linking harmony, Inazuma maid skin, kongou μ, Lane, le temeraire μ, Lore, Maid, Noshiro μ, ongoing event, PR Research Data, prinz eugen μ, pvp guide, Resources, Rodney META, San Jacinto, schoolgirl, Secrets for Unzen, Sharing Sweet Slumbers, shinano-chan, Ship Tier List, skins, Spider Lily’s Redolence, sports, Story summary, Surfing, swimsuit, Ting An, Upcoming Event, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our lolzy Minecraft server where the only currency is cookies for Mew! Join now and embark on a vampire META cruise mission with Inazuma maid skins. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META and indulge in the Spider Lily’s Redolence event. Plus, we have Chapayev ASMR for your listening pleasure!

Upcoming events include Sharing Sweet Slumbers with Shinano-chan and secrets for Unzen, Ting An, and San Jacinto. And don’t miss out on the Heart-Linking Harmony event featuring Formidable μ, Prinz Eugen μ, Noshiro μ, Kongou μ, Le Temeraire μ, and Boise μ with some outrageous skins!

Don’t forget to bind your account to avoid losing it when the game updates. And remember, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t even ask!

Check out our FAQ before bombarding us with questions. And for all your resource needs, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and more!

Join our lolzy Minecraft server now for a wild ride filled with cookies for Mew, vampire cruises, and Chapayev ASMR madness! Don’t miss out on the fun!