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SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyTalkCraft

Affection, annoyance, Apology, BabyTalkCraft, babytalking, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conversation, DAUGHTER, endearing, family, Fun, growth, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, relationship, Respect

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3479	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

CelebLife, celebrity life, everyday life, Expectations, Fame, fame vs reality, Fans, glamour, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, paparazzi, PRESSURE, privacy, public image, recognition, scrutiny, smp, social media, spotlight, stress, success, wealth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

CraftyAnxiousGamer

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	289
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Votes:	8665
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Contests, creativity, Custom Modpack, Items, java, landscapes, Legacy, madness, Mechanics, Modded, multiplayer, Other, Quests, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, version 1.9, vita

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8138	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Towns Built:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, cultural norms, Diversity, equality, Fabulous, feminine gay boy, Gender Roles, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, love, love is love, Marriage, Minecraft, non-traditional relationships, RAINBOW, relationship, Server, social norms, societal expectations, society, taboo, traditional straight man

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	5721
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, below contempt, Board, concerning, dating disaster, disgusting ears, Elf, Elves, FLARE, lamy, loud, Minecraft, not elves, Obsession, Pekora, Posts, pro-elf, reminder, ruin, smp, Suisei, thanks, Vtubers, Watching

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9875
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Votes:	7180	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

asian, body shaming, Casting, Characters, Confrontation, Costa Rica, culture, Diversity, heritage, Identity, ignorance, In the Heights, insult, latina, LatinaCraft, musical theater, racism, representation, Respect, stealing, Stereotypes, validation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

coping strategies, emotional resilience., emotional well being, inner strength, life satisfaction, LifeIsHardButSMPFun, mental health, mental toughness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self improvement, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Stress Management

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

CraftyAF Server

10. Personal growth, 11. Inner thoughts, 12. Raw emotions, 13. True self, 14. Self-expression, 15. Soul searching, 16. Unfiltered response, 17. Deep feelings, 18. Genuine emotions, 19. Introspection, 2. Feelings, 20. Real talk, 3. Mental health, 4. Self-reflection, 5. Authenticity, 6. honesty, 7. Vulnerability, 8. Transparency, 9. Self-awareness, CraftyAF, emotions, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people ask “How are you?” and actually expect a real answer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.