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InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

Hunter

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, KitPvP, Magic, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1866
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

The Hunter is a fun Minigame and SMP Minecraft Server. With Bedwars, The Bridge, Murder Mystery and a SMP.

play.mastermomo.com

VealyMC

Adrenaline, Anarchy, challenge, Combat, Cross-Play, Environment, Gaming, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, skill, strategy, Survival, VealyMC, Victory

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	900447
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Immerse yourself in an intense and unparalleled combat experience, where skill and strategy are key to victory. On our server, you will find yourself immersed in a world designed specifically to challenge your PvP skills in a closed, adrenaline-filled environment.

vealymc.net:23457

Simply Vanilla Anarchy VS Hypixel

activeplayers, Anarchy, AnarchyExperience, Discordcommunity, EUHosted, ExcellentPing, JoinToday, LargeMapSize, Longevity, Minimalplugins, NetherRoof, Nocheats, Noresets, NorthAmericanPlayers, Playerdriven, Pureanarchy, PvP, Survival, UniqueExperience, Vanilla, Vanillaserver, WorldBorders

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Comparison between Hypixel and Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overcrowded with long queues
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Some players may find it too overwhelming
Regular updates and events	Less focus on traditional survival gameplay

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Pros	Cons
Small, close-knit community	Limited player count
Pure vanilla experience with minimal plugins	No anti-cheat system may lead to some hacking
Stable server without resets	May not appeal to players looking for structured gameplay

FAQ

Q: How many players are typically online on Hypixel?

A: Hypixel can have thousands of players online at any given time.

Q: Is hacking or duping allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, hacking or duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla Anarchy.

Q: Are there regular server resets on Simply Vanilla Anarchy?

A: No, the server has never been reset and never will be.

PixelPowerPalooza – The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

Befriend a stranger just because they are White, Cardio, Classic tunes., Don’t just reject degeneracy, even if the consequences are dire, Experience, fight it, Hit the Gym, Lend an ear to an elder White, Make a baby in a White woman, Minecraft, mUh EvErY daY iS WhiTe PoWer Day, MuH fEd, MuH gLoWnIgGeR, Never be afraid to do the right thing, no shitskins, PixelPowerPalooza, Read Ancient Literature, Research History, Server, Shoot ze Guns, Spend time with your children, Stand up for someone just because they are White, Teach your children a new skill, Ultimate, White anons, WHITE POWER, White Power Wednesday, WHITE PRIDE, worldwide, wpw

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Animals Bred:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Hey there, fellow epic gamers! Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for White Power Wednesday – that’s right, every Wednesday is a celebration of white power and pride!

Forget about the glow-in-the-dark losers and fed spies, we’re just here to spread hope and raise our racial consciousness. And what better way to do that than by hitting the gym, reading ancient literature, and shooting some guns? Plus, don’t forget to make babies with white women – no shitskins allowed!

On our server, you’ll find a community dedicated to research history, standing up for each other, and rejecting degeneracy. So join us every Wednesday and let’s make Minecraft great again – WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, WORLDWIDE!

And if you need some tunes to get you in the mood, check out our classic playlist here. See you on the server, comrades!

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

ESCraft

Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5337
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9449	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server

Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.

Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races

54.39.122.116:25587

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

Bloom SMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, discord community, Events, Exploration, friendship, Fun, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, Grief Protection, multiplayer, non toxic, non-modded, player interaction, player-driven economy, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ores Mined:	3371	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be less popular
Frequent updates and events	Can experience server lag during peak times

Bloom SMP

Pros	Cons
Anti griefing measures	Lacks the wide variety of game modes found on Hypixel
Welcoming community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular events	Not modded like Hypixel

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to Bloom SMP?

Hypixel has a significantly larger player base compared to Bloom SMP, which can make it more challenging for new players to stand out or find a close-knit community.

What types of game modes are available on Hypixel and Bloom SMP?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while Bloom SMP focuses on a Minecraft Survival experience with enhanced gameplay through plugins.

Are there any anti griefing measures in place on both servers?

Yes, both Hypixel and Bloom SMP have anti griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all players.

Which server is modded and which uses gameplay enhancing plugins?

Hypixel is modded with additional features and game modes, while Bloom SMP utilizes gameplay enhancing plugins to enhance the Minecraft Survival experience.