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PandemicCraft: Trust & Updates

Accountability, american people, Colorado School of Public Health, critical questions, data systems, Focus, Job, MAINTAIN, new, pandemic aftermath, PandemicCraft, politicization, public health system, Report, Trust, U.S, Updates, Updating

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, after the pandemic, the U.S. health system is like, whoa, so messed up, ya know? We gotta focus on like, accountability and stuff, and like, update our data systems, man. The Colorado School of Public Health says so, bro.

So like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s all about holding peeps accountable and not getting all political and stuff, then you gotta join us. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fighting for truth and justice and all that good stuff.

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, seriously, our PvP arena is like something out of a movie. And don’t even get me started on our survival world – it’s like a whole new world, man.

So come on, join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s show the world that Minecraft can be more than just a game – it can be a force for good.

BigVanillaMC.com Survival Server

ADMIN, bigvanillamc, brand new, Builders, Cheaters, city, Claims, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, July 1st, legitimate earned, long term, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Redstone, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Come play with a group of experienced minecrafters on a mostly Vanilla server set to hard difficulty. We use Grief Prevention for claims, but other than that it’s pure vanilla.

This is a brand new server, just started on July 1st. Join early so you can grab land close to spawn and be a part of building out the first big minecraft city in the server. There are only a handful of players right now and most are at the “living in a hole in the ground” stage of the game.

We have redstone gurus, mega builders, and PvP ninjas.

Long-term server. Reliable and attentive admin. Cheaters are banned. Everything you see in the server was earned legitimately.

BigVanillaMC.com

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions battle over pixelated dirt and pretend to be kings and queens

alcohol, Balanced, bar, battle, city, Community, Dirt, Empire, Factions, fair, freedom, Hardrada, History, Interventions, Kings, merchant, pixelated, player-run, Plugins, Politics, PRETEND, QUEENS, rules, Server, Staff, Suggestions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.
Notable plugins: Towny, Dynmap, Brewery

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any admin intervention on the server?	We promise minimal admin intervention to allow players to have almost total control over the worldbuilding process.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have balanced and fair rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Can players make suggestions for the server?	We are open to suggestions from the community to improve the gameplay experience.
What notable plugins are used on the server?	Some of the notable plugins include Towny, Dynmap, and Brewery.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

SoulfulAnimeMC Server

animated, Anime, bullshit, Characters, comedy, creativity, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, FANTASY, genre, japanese, Music, originality, quirky, series, Server, Soulful, SoulfulAnimeMC, storytelling, television, Unique

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	152
Ores Mined:	9298	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from soulful and unique to straight-up anime bullshit!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a rainbow unicorn while battling evil pandas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that can shoot fireballs at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that can lay golden eggs. Join forces with the Chicken King and become the ruler of the poultry world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

CopyCraft Minecraft Server

Angel-like creature, California, Copycraft, face persona, French, gimmick, gunther, heel, jobbers, mimic, Minecraft, opponent, Server, Sting, stone cold, undertaker, white paint, wrestling, wrestling concept, wrestling gimmick, wrestling match, wrestling persona, wrestling strategy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our gimmick here is the one and only MIMIC, a wrestler who takes on the persona of his opponents in the ring. Picture this: facing off against the Undertaker? MIMIC becomes an Angel-like creature. Going up against Gunther? He transforms into a Frenchman. And don’t even get us started on his match against Stone Cold – MIMIC becomes a leftist from California! But here’s the kicker – if MIMIC wins, his opponent has to take on his heel/face persona. It’s a wild ride of unpredictable matches and hilarious transformations. So why join our server? Because where else can you see a wrestler become a completely different character every match and watch the chaos unfold? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft wrestling experience of your life!

WeddingCraft vs. FuneralCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, celebration, compromise, cousins, estranged, family, father in-law, Funeral, FuneralCraft, hypothetical, irish, milestone, Minecraft, prioritising, relationship, second hand, Server, sister, Wedding, WeddingCraft, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected obligations!

Picture this: You’re at your sister’s wedding, having the time of your life, when suddenly your wife drops the bomb that her estranged aunt is on her deathbed. And guess what? She expects the whole family, including the kids, to drop everything and attend the funeral the next day. Talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Find out if you’re the a-hole for wanting to stay at the wedding and party the night away instead of mourning a relative you barely know. Will family ties be stronger than party vibes? Join our server to find out!

Experience the ultimate test of family loyalty and wedding drama on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics!

CraftyCureNotSpirits

advice, Alternative Medicine, belief systems, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, CraftyCureNotSpirits, Cultural differences, dyslexia, education, family conflict, healing practices, learning disabilities, Medical advice, parenting, personal beliefs, relationships, Respect, Spiritual beliefs, spirituality, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	961423	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of spiritual healing to cure all your in-game ailments! Join us and experience the magic as your blocks rearrange themselves in perfect formations, thanks to our mystical mods.

Just like Vinnie, who was once plagued by the dreaded dyslexia curse in Minecraft, but was miraculously healed by our resident healer. Now he’s top of his class in building and redstone engineering!

Don’t be like the doubting sibling who questioned the power of spiritual healing in Minecraft. Embrace the madness and join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible, even curing your blocks of their pixelated dyslexia.

So come on, join our server and let the power of spirituality guide you to victory! Who needs doctors when you have magical potions and enchanted pickaxes? Let’s build a world where anything is possible, one block at a time.

BlockBonerz

arousal, attraction, BlockBonerz, captivation, chemistry, Connection, desire, EXCITEMENT, flirtation, Heat, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Passion, seduction, Sensuality, Spark, stimulation, temptation, turn on

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1403	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you ready to have your Minecraft world turned upside down and inside out? Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and loves to host impromptu fashion shows in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon strut its stuff in a diamond-studded cape.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the Creepers. Will you join their cause or will you be too busy trying to tame the elusive pink sheep that roams the plains?

And let’s not forget about our resident witch who brews potions that will make you fly higher than a Ghast on a sugar rush. Just be sure to watch out for her mischievous cat familiar who has a penchant for stealing enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back.

WanderlustCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, anti-tourism, Backlash, Behavior, cultural sensitivity, destinations, ethical tourism, Europe, holiday, local communities, Minecraft, overcrowding, PROTESTS, respectful, Responsible, Server, social responsibility, tourism, Tourists, travel, travel tips, vacation, WanderlustCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, listen up, fam! If you’re tired of those boring ol’ tourist traps in Europe, then come join our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time sightseeing when you can be building your own virtual empire, amirite?

Picture this: You’re chillin’ in your virtual castle, sippin’ on a virtual potion, when suddenly a herd of virtual sheep come prancin’ by. You gotta protect your kingdom from those wooly intruders, man! It’s a battle for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map. Find ’em and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual diamonds, bro! Who needs to visit the Louvre when you can be swimmin’ in treasure, right?

So forget those anti-tourism protests, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Plus, we have virtual snacks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with virtual snacks, am I right?

KyivCraft: Stop Russian Terror!

Attack, children’s hospital, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military aggression, peace negotiations, Politics, Russian, Russian terror, sanctions, STOP, Terror, Ukraine, violence, War, world, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we stop Russian terror like Zelenskiy! We fight off evil mobs like Putin and his minions, protectin’ our precious blocky world from destruction! Plus, we got a children’s hospital in Kyiv that needs savin’ from creepers and zombies, so come help us out and be a hero! Join now for epic battles and crazy adventures, cuz together we can stop the madness and build a better world in Minecraft! Let’s goooo! 🚀🔥💥