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Welcome to Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	2934	Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	148010	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Server Name	Basovia
Overview	Server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent
Discord Server	Join Discord
Dynmap	View Dynmap
IP	68.71.47.77:25793
Mods	Download Mods*
Sign Pack	Download Sign Pack*

* If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

NOTE: Server has a memory leak, possibly related to Chisels and Bits.

FAQ:

What is the server project centered around?

The server project is centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure on a 2km x 2km island/small continent.

Can I choose where to live on the server?

Yes, players can choose to live in a developed area and help it grow, or start a community in a rural region and build a large city away from the developed areas.

How can I join the server Discord?

You can join the server Discord by clicking on the Discord invite link.

Is there a Dynmap for the server?

Yes, you can view the Dynmap by clicking on the Dynmap link.

What should I do if the mod downloads are not working?

If the mod downloads are not working, you can join the Discord server and download them from the #infos channel.

What is the IP address and port for the server?

The IP address and port for the server are 68.71.47.77:25793.

Godwynn’s Growth Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchantments Applied:	248

Are you tired of boring old lore fags talking about Godwynn destroying everything in TLB? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go down there with a black blade and take him out yourself! Join us and become the ultimate hero of TLB, saving the world one block at a time. Who needs lore when you have the power to rewrite history with your trusty black blade? Join now and show those lore fags who’s boss!

ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Trampolime Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Love Letters Sent:	13	Farms Harvested:	290
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

LoserCraft FunZone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3368
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

acquaintances, adulting, aging, busy schedules, changing priorities, close friends, Companionship, emotional bonds, FRIENDSHIPS, growing apart, Life Changes, Loneliness, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Server, ShrinkingFriendz, social circles, Social Connections, social dynamics, socializing, support system

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	151	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBusterInjury

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Villages Defended:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9168

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.