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HomeSickSMP – Stay Connected!

blogging, Communication, Connected, creative ways, family, Friends, home, Homesick remedies., homesickness, HomeSickSMP, long distance relationships, messaging apps, Postcards, social media, stay, stay connected, stay in touch, Technology, Travel Hacks, travel tips, Traveling, Video calls, Virtual tours

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Love Letters Sent:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Forget about staying connected with home while traveling, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and building your own empire to even think about real life. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional Minecraft family.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle, prank your friends with TNT traps, and have dance parties in the End dimension? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockheadBaddies

BlockheadBaddies, breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, dumb, dumb decisions, Foolish, foolish behavior, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activities, law-breaking, poor choices, reckless decisions, regretful actions, Regrettable choices, risky behavior, stupid mistakes, unlawful acts, unlawful behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4358
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Animals Bred:	191	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	1330	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

HezbollahCraft: Target Locked!

Beirut, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, LOCKED, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Permanent Mission, Political unrest, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Target, Targets, Tensions, U.N, united nations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Hezbollah vs Israel in Beirut 😂 our pvp is so intense, you’ll be choosing broader and deeper targets just like Hezbollah 🤣 build your base, gather resources, and watch out for surprise attacks from other players 😱 join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience ever! 🎮💥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

VANILLA PLUS Minecraft server

base building, classic, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, java edition, Large Online, launcher, loot generation, Mechanics, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, operating system, Players, Plugins, plus, PvE, registration, Resource worlds, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, Special, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

VANILLA PLUS is a Minecraft: Java Edition server that aims to improve and expand on the vanilla gameplay. Our goal is to take what people love about survival in Minecraft and give it a new lease of life with fancy plugins, new enchantments, improved mechanics, better loot generation, and more!

Whether you’re building your base, exploring vast resource worlds, or interacting with players, we have something special for every player on VANILLA PLUS!

To play on the server, you must register on the vanilla-plus.ru website and download a launcher compatible with your operating system, as well as familiarize yourself with the server rules. Then you need to run the launcher and go to the server.

Grass Grapplers Down Under: Where Survival meets City Rewards!

Adventure, Ars Nouveau, building, Chipped, city, Decorative items, farmers delight, Food, grapplers, GRASS, meets, mic, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, proximity voice chat, QoL mods, Rewards, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	2315
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Location:	Australia
Focus:	Socializing and world building
Player Base:	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay:	Vanilla+++ with added mods for enhancing building and adventuring
Commands:	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands available
Social Features:	Proximity voice chat, town building focus
Server Life:	Scripted dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What mods are used on the server?

The main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

3. Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

While there is no strict age requirement, the server prefers players to be 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.

4. Are there rewards for building towns on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for establishing towns and creating town buildings. The server places a heavy emphasis on community building.

5. Is the server active and how long has the current season been running?

The current season has been running since early April, 2024. Activity may vary based on players’ work, studying, and general life commitments. It is not a hyperactive server.

ExhaustedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server will have you so hyped up on adrenaline, you’ll forget what sleep even is!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal it, only to be thwarted by your pet dragon that guards it with its life.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaids, treasure chests, and a secret underwater disco where the jellyfish know how to boogie. Don’t forget to ride the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of melted chocolate.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most insane, adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).

Minecraft SMP – Saturday Night Creeper Edition

AFL, Aints, athletes, Australian rules football, Competition, creeper, Edition, Entertainment, ESS, EXCITEMENT, Fans, fred, game day, Gants, Hawks, loins, match, Minecraft, night, Rivalry, saturday, Saturday Night Footy, smp, sports, Teams, weekend

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchantments Applied:	140
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WilhelmScreamMCSMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every time you find diamonds, a herd of llamas will rain from the sky and start breakdancing!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?

So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafting Manifestos

abundance, Crafting, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting energy, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting health, manifesting intentions, manifesting love, manifesting manifestations, manifesting mindset, manifesting positivity, manifesting reality, manifesting success, manifesting wealth, Manifestos, positive thinking, Visualization

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchantments Applied:	283	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re manifesting is a headache from all the try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to manifest a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden carrot of eternal luck.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start manifesting the craziest things you can imagine!