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DisgustCraft

abhorrent, Abnormal, abominable, BIZARRE, detestable, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, distasteful, gross, loathsome, nauseating, odd, off-putting, peculiar, Repulsive, revolting, unappetizing, unpopular opinion, unsavory, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8499
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you find things like eating pickles with peanut butter or wearing socks with sandals absolutely revolting. Our community of misfits will welcome you with open arms and embrace your strange quirks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of players who have sworn off using diamonds because they believe they are cursed. Instead, they only use dirt blocks to build their epic structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and unique as you are, come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

EuroCraftWar: Putin’s Lies Exposed

Condemnation, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraftWar, european parliament, EXPOSED, history falsification, international relations, Invasion, justification, Lies, Manipulation, Politics, Propaganda, Putins, resolution, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, systematic, Ukraine, VIOLATION, war of aggression

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, u know how russia be playin’ dirty with their history and stuff? well, we ain’t about that on our minecraft server. we keep it real and honest, just like how u should be playin’ the game. join us and be a part of the resistance against fake news and propaganda! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every friday and a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles against the evil russian empire. come join us and be a hero in the fight for truth and justice!

Iconic Vtubing Chat 1.21

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crops Grown:	6814
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the holy grail of virtual insanity. Like, seriously, this chat is so iconic, it’s like the Mona Lisa of vtubing.

Join us and witness the epicness unfold as we build, mine, and chat our way to virtual glory. It’s like being in a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man.

You’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in blocky pixel form.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most iconic chat in vtubing history. Your virtual adventure awaits!

DiaperDrama Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bylaws, common areas, Condo, diaper, DiaperDrama, driveway, Empathy, Fine, Minecraft, neighbor, new mom, newborn, overfilled, postpartum depression, reasonable, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, second guessing, Server, shared spaces, trash bins

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Star Shards Collected:	288	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ores Mined:	8936
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4782

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for dirty diapers in the shared driveways! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and fines over baby waste.

Day 1 on our server: Politely ask your neighbors to remove the diaper, only to be met with denial and demands for proof. Can you solve the mystery of the rogue diaper?

Day 2: Send notices and reminders about the building’s rules, but still no action. Will you resort to issuing fines to maintain order in the virtual world?

Day 3: Engage in intense text exchanges with your neighbors about the diaper dilemma. Will you show emotional empathy or stick to the bylaws like a true Minecraft warrior?

Join us now and experience the thrill of setting boundaries, dealing with postpartum depression, and fighting for justice in the face of dirty diapers. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

BloodyBroBedSwap

bedsheets, BLEEDING, blood stains, BloodyBroBedSwap, Boundaries, brother, charger, cleanliness, Communication, consideration, Eczema, Etiquette, family, household chores, hygiene, open sores, personal space, relationships, reminder, Respect, Siblings

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with eczema on his calves and thighs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in disbelief!

Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of trying to build while avoiding blood stains on your sheets. Our server is so intense, you’ll never know what to expect next – just like when your friend forgets not to sit on your bed with open sores.

So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring some extra bandages and a strong stomach!

DriveByCraft SMP

Adrenaline, car accessories, car culture, car customization, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car performance, car safety, car technology, commuting, DriveByCraft, Driving, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, Relaxation, road trips, scenic routes, smp, SPEED, traffic, Transportation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. And get this, our main mode of transportation is riding pigs with saddles, because who needs cars when you have bacon-powered speedsters, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret portal that takes you to a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance until the sun comes up.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until you cry, then you have to join our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things tend to get a little crazy around here. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraftHits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you bawling like a baby in no time! Join us and experience the emotional rollercoaster of Minecraft like never before. Our spawn area is a giant tissue box because you’re gonna need it after hearing the saddest songs played on repeat. So come on, grab your pickaxe and your waterproof mascara, because this server will have you crying tears of joy (and maybe a little bit of frustration).

CraftyPutin’sEconWoes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crops Grown:	1600	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, putin is like freaking out about russia’s economy, right? like, he’s probably sitting in his fancy office, sweating bullets and stuff. but, like, we have the perfect solution for him – join our minecraft server!

imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.

plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.

so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.

Sun Locator’s Blindness

Astronomy, Blindness, celestial body, Focus, Gaze, glare, locate, Locators, looking, momentary confusion, natural light, Observation, optical illusion, Perception, Phenomenon, radiant, Sight, Solar, Sun, temporary blindness, VISIBILITY, vision

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun plays tricks on you! if you can find the sun without looking at it, then looking at it will make you forget where it is for a bit! it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek with the sun, but in minecraft! who knew the sun could be so sneaky? join now for a chance to outsmart the sun and show off your mad skills!

Crafty Science Minds

Accuracy, Analysis, beauty, collaboration, Crafty, data, discovery, Evidence, experimentation, Hypothesis, innovation, inter-connection, knowledge, Minds.., Observation, peer review, progress, research, Science, Scientific method, self-correction, theory

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchantments Applied:	285
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	5327

come join our epic minecraft server where we mix science with chaos and create the most mind-blowing experiments you’ve ever seen! ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while shooting lasers from your eyes? well now you can! our server is filled with crazy mods and wacky plugins that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

we have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant creatures and unleash them on unsuspecting players. or if you’re feeling more chill, you can relax in our hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

but that’s not all! we also have weekly events like the infamous “explosive sheep rodeo” where players compete to see who can ride a sheep the longest before it explodes. trust us, it’s a blast!

so come join us on our server and let your inner mad scientist run wild. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get up to!