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Crafty Steve’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Beginner, blockchain technology, Crafty, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Epic, financial education, financial literacy, financial management, financial markets, Financial Planning, investing, Minecraft, noob, online learning, personal finance, Pirate, reading the charts, smp, Steves, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading, Udemy course

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4000	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being a total noob in the world of personal finance, economics, trading, blockchain technology, and reading the charts? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and learn all of these skills in the most outrageous way possible.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!

MiniTime | Anarchy | 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, active community, Anarchy, Competitions, constant updates, IMPROVEMENTS, Interesting prizes, minecraft server, MiniTime, referral system, Shop, Unique Events

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	172
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Active community

Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes

Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!

Constant updates and improvements

65.108.100.119:25721

Magical Kyouko’s Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, costume, FANTASY, Halloween, homura akemi, japanese animation, Kyouko Kinyobi, Kyouko Sakura, Kyoukos, MAGICAL, magical girl form, magical girl series, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, mami tomoe, Manga, Minecraft, Sayaka Miki, Server, Supernatural, transformation, Trick or treating, witches

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6645
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where magical girls roam the land in search of candy and adventure! Join us and transform into your magical girl form to show off your powers while trick or treating. Who needs a costume when you can dazzle everyone with your magical abilities?

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?

So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!

The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

Alien, Creature, design, DISAPPOINTING, DUMBEST, dumbest looking, Extraterrestrial, Failure, fictional, Flop, Horror, least scary, Minecraft, Monster, movie monster, Romulus, Scary, Sci Fi, smp, Space, underwhelming, unimpressive, unsuccessful, xenomorphs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	53	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, barge pole, car brands, Chinese cars, Chinese manufacturing, clash, comparison, consumer preferences, Crafty, cultural influences, Daihatsu, debate, economic factors., foreign cars, Indian Manufacturing, international trade, Mahindra pickup, market trends, Minecraft, purchasing decisions, Quality, Reliability, Server, Suzuki Stockman

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

Minecraft SMP: Girls und Space Panzer

Anime, Ankou Matsuri, Girls, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, Minecraft, News Update, Panzer, smp, Space, tank battle, tank community, tank competition, tank culture, tank enthusiasts, tank event, tank fans, tank festival, tank strategy, tank tactics, tank teams, tank warfare, tankery, Und, Upcoming Event

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Love Letters Sent:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft SMP ever created! Join us for Ankou Matsuri, where the villagers have gone absolutely bonkers and are throwing a massive festival in just 16 days! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will be making a guest appearance, and there will be a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the chance to compete in the annual pig racing competition or try your luck at the enchanted diamond pickaxe raffle. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights as the ultimate Minecraft champion!

/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, blocktopia, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Matsuro Meru, Minecraft, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, Server, Shimada Tiger, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Ultimate, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

400gp, ea, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, SELLING, smp, Wave1

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9264	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

Adventure, bad, beloved character, blue blur, childhood memories, classic, fanbase, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming industry, Hedgehog, iconic, long-running franchise, Minecraft, Nostalgia, platformer, Retro, Rings, sega, Server, sonic, SONICS, SPEED, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

10GB, Anime, anime fan, cultural obsession, digital clutter, digital files, digital hoarding, entertainment habits, Hard Drive, hoarding behavior, Japanese cartoon, Media consumption, Memory, Minecraft, Obsession, otaku culture, personal collection, Questionable, questionable content, Region, smp, Storage, storage capacity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!