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CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

accidental confession, awkward situations, butterflies, confessing love, Conversation, coworker, Crafty, cubicle, flirty conversation, in love, love confession, Minecraft, mixed signals, office banter, office humor, romantic tension, Server, stomach ache, sudden feelings, unexpected emotions, work flirtation, work relationships, workplace crush, workplace dynamics

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Farms Harvested:	619
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1224
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

academic integrity, academic research, academic writing, citation guidelines, citing sources, citing wikipedia, Craft, credibility, digital literacy, fact-checking, INFORMATION, information literacy, Land, online sources, Plagiarism, primary sources, references, reliable sources, research, scholarly articles, secondary sources, Wiki, wikipedia

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	2894
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

24/7, Active owner, Boogaloo, Dedicated, Discord, East Coast US, Electric, Fresh New World, Helpful Owner, kitchen, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Misadventures, Modded, Modpack, modpack link, New server, pebblehost, Player slots, PvE, RAD 2, RAM, roguelike, server upgrade, SINK, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.