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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 7902 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 227 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.
We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!