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Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	9661
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	77923

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7340	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Emeralds Found:	996
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Towns Built:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2405	Mines Excavated:	3117
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	1549
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	114	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	9829	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	96
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	89
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7088	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!