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LaSirena Network

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, No Grief, Ranks, Shops, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Void Gems Collected:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

La Sirena Network

• Survival • No Grief • Economy • Shops • Ranks • Cosmetics

Discord: https://discord.gg/9zUz98sZmK

play.lasirena.fun

TweeterCraft: OP Copy-Paste Madness!

Authenticity, blue checkmark, Bots, copy paste, CopyPaste, digital age, digital identity, internet culture, madness, online behavior, Online Community, online engagement, online interaction, online presence, real people, Reposting, social media, social-networking, Technology, tweet, TweeterCraft, Twitter search, viral content

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3045	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, repetitive Minecraft servers filled with bots and fake accounts? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens or building a giant toilet castle just for laughs. Who needs boring old Twitter when you can join our server and experience the ultimate chaos in Minecraft? Don’t be a bot, be a part of our crazy community today!

Creepers and Karens: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

challenge, Civilization, Conflict, CREEPERS, Defense, Democracy, ENEMY, extremism, Global, Greatest, Ideology, influence, Karens, Minecraft, modern West, Politics, power, SECURITY, showdown, society, Technology, Terrorism, threat, Ultimate, VALUES

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join forces with fellow players to take on the greatest threat and enemy of the modern West… creepers! These sneaky green baddies have been plotting to take over the world of Minecraft, but with your help, we can stop them in their tracks.

Join our server for epic battles against creepers, where you can unleash your inner warrior and show those explosive pests who’s boss. But be warned, these creepers are no ordinary foes – rumor has it they have secret alliances with Endermen and zombie pigmen, making them even more formidable.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is equipped with the latest in anti-creeper technology, including diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even a secret weapon known as the “Creeper Crusher 3000.” With your skills and determination, we can rid the modern West of this explosive menace once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help save the world of Minecraft from the greatest threat it has ever faced. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure trove of diamonds waiting for those brave enough to take on the creepers… Are you up for the challenge?

ChildhoodDirtDiggin’Craft

carefree adventures, carefree bliss, carefree days, childhood joy, childhood memories, creativity, favorite hobbies, freedom to explore, fun and games, happy memories, imagination, Innocence, joyful moments, kids at heart, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, playful spirit, Playtime, simple pleasures, youthful exuberance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Remember when you used to sneak into the kitchen at midnight to make yourself a mountain of peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but instead of sandwiches, you’re crafting enchanted diamond swords to fight off hordes of evil zombie chickens.

Join our server and relive your wildest childhood fantasies in a virtual world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns and mountains made entirely of candy. Not to mention, our secret hidden treasure chests are filled with unlimited amounts of cake and diamonds.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic, nostalgia-inducing Minecraft server of all time and let your inner child run wild!

Ethniania

alliances, Anarchy, base building, custom crafting, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Limitless, No Rules, open world, open-ended, player factions, player interaction, player-driven, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Unrestricted, Vanilla, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Etniania is an Anarchic Survival Server in Minecraft where there are no set rules, meaning players can do pretty much whatever they want without limitations. It is a 100% survival experience, players can build and explore without limits, fight with other players or destroy everything they want. So, in short, do what everyone wants without any type of rule.

Within the server there is a system of Ethnicities, which would be like groups formed by players. Players can create their own Ethnicity, join them, form alliances, add bases, go to war with other ethnicities, customize it, and more available.

The Server also uses custom items created by the server itself to make this more fun. On the website you have a list of the items and their crafts.

IP: 143.47.47.84

143.47.47.84

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

0hgq.vanillaboxmc.ru

ConstitutionCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6658	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the true heroes of history – like that time Steve found a moldy old piece of parchment paper from the 1700s and decided to use it as toilet paper. Legend has it, the spirits of the founding fathers now haunt our pixelated world, seeking vengeance for their defiled document.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find more ancient artifacts to desecrate, all while laughing in the face of patriotism and traditional values. Who needs flags when you can have a creeper as your mascot?

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of insanity and irreverence. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. And remember, in this world, it’s not about standing up or saluting – it’s about digging deep and finding the true meaning of “taking an India.”

Cover’s Ex-Managers’ Secret Minecraft Lair

Ayumi, career move, COVER Corp, covers, Entertainment, ex-employee, ExManagers, gossip, HYPAVOX, Industry, internet, japanese, Lair, lmao, lol, Manager, Minecraft, rumor, secret, social media, speculation, Surprise, talent agency, trending, viral

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is managed by none other than Ayumi’s ex-manager, who used to work for Cover Corp! That’s right, we’ve got connections to the virtual idol world, so you know our server is gonna be lit AF.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and maybe even a virtual concert or two (performed by Minecraft villagers, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to dance the night away. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the hype is about! #BestServerEver #CoverCorpWho?

Crafty Conundrums

funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4028
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

AquaticMc, custom abilities, custom boss, custom classes, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom skills, minecraft server, Roleplay, Survival, Survival RPG

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

49.12.85.246:8041