2024 Best Funkmastermp New Minecraft Servers

PixelPleaser69

PixelPleaser69

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that turns us on is building epic structures and mining diamonds! Forget about trying to impress us with cheesy pickup lines or flexing your muscles, because on this server, the only muscles we care about are the ones you use to wield your pickaxe.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of obsidian. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your crush a stack of enchanted golden apples?

So if you’re tired of trying to impress women with fancy cars and smooth dance moves, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your ability to survive and thrive in a blocky world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you’ll never look at a man the same way again after seeing him conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Accountability, additional staffers, BlockyBanter, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, Fires, global security, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oct. 7 attack, peacekeeping mission, Political unrest, potential involvement, Probe, security breach, Server, staff misconduct, Termination, UN, united nations

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta be a part of this madness. like, imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yea, good luck trying to find your way out of that maze. but hey, if u do manage to escape, u’ll be rewarded with diamonds and emeralds beyond your wildest dreams.

also, rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion on the server where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them. they might even help u find hidden loot if u ask nicely.

so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

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CraftySearchCrafters

antitrust, Competition, court decision, CraftySearchCrafters, digital market, DOMINANCE, GOOGLE, illegal, internet, lawsuit, market power., monopoly, online platform, online search, Regulation, Ruling, search engine, tech giant, Technology, unfair practices, US judge

so, like, u know how google is all like “i’m the king of the internet, bow down to me”? well, guess what? a US judge just dropped the hammer and said “nah, bro, u can’t be hogging all the search engine glory, that’s illegal af”. so now google is shooketh and everyone is like “what now, bro?”. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our server is so lit that even google is jealous. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz why not? ignore the legal drama and let’s have some fun!

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JealousCraft: Bi-Dating Woes

acceptance, BiDating, Bisexual, Boundaries, Challenges, Communication, compassion, DATING, emotions, Empathy, Identity, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, LGBTQ, love, relationships, self esteem, Struggles, Support, trust issues, Understanding, woes

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you free diamonds instead of blowing up your house. we have a secret underground club where all the pigs wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant butterfly who wants to give you hugs instead of attacking you. plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary golden carrot. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

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Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding where we build worlds, towns, and maybe a little drama along the way! Join now for some chaotic fun!

BUILD, Challenges, chaotic, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Discord, Drama, Economies, Economy, Empires, Events, Fun, Hardrada, Join, Legends, Minecraft, Political, PvP, Rewards, Server, Stories, strategy, Structures, Towns, Trade, Vanilla, WARFARE, Worldbuilding, worlds

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Unmatched Freedom, Fair and Supportive Staff, Player-Driven Stories, Community and Collaboration, Dynamic World, Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare

FAQ

Question	Answer
Why Choose Our Server?	Hardrada Worldbuilding offers unparalleled freedom, supportive staff, player-driven stories, community collaboration, dynamic world, economy and trade, quests and events, PvP and warfare.
How can I join?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above.
Can I participate in events?	Yes, you can participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

consent, digital sharing, Discord, duskstarfish362, ethical behavior, explicit content, explicit messaging, Girlfriend, girlfriend’s nudes, intimate photos, Minecraft, nudes, online etiquette, online safety, personal boundaries, personal privacy, PixelPlayground, privacy, relationship boundaries, Server, sexting, sexting etiquette, sharing nudes

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that offers more than just building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can trade nudes of your girlfriend for in-game currency! Just hit up our admin on Discord at duskstarfish362 and let him know what you’d do to her for some epic loot.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its eyes. Want to ride into battle on this majestic beast? Join our server now and claim your spot as the ultimate llama warrior!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the llama always wins.

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F-List SMP – Blocky Banter #6457

Archive, banter, blocky, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, Forums, gift edition, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera.
Ever wanted to roleplay in a world where anything goes? Well, look no further! Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form. Create your character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some spicy roleplay sessions. From building kinky dungeons to exploring forbidden lands, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gift-givers. Con your fellow players into giving anonymous gifts, and watch the chaos unfold as they try to figure out who their mysterious benefactor is. Will you be the mastermind behind the ultimate prank gift, or will you receive a present that leaves you scratching your head in confusion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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WeddingCraft: Sis vs. MOH

bachelorette party, family drama, LGBTQ+ relationship, maid of honor, MOH, Same sex relationship, sibling rivalry, Sis, sister’s wedding, sisterly love., wedding boundaries, wedding complications, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding drama, wedding dynamics, wedding emotions, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding relationships, WeddingCraft

Hey gamers,
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or how about the time when a pack of wolves helped you defeat an army of skeletons? Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our pixelated world. Rumor has it he’s just looking for some new friends to play with.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where llamas ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to the Nether in your backyard. It’s that kind of server, folks.

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MaduroMadness Minecraft Server

controversy, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, EU, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Joins, Maduro, MaduroMadness, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, recognize, Refusals, Server, south america, Venezuela, Vote, winner

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a revolution? well, this server is like the ultimate revolution against boring old servers! we straight up REFUSE to recognize anyone as the winner unless they can survive a zombie apocalypse in game!
join us if u want to be part of the cool kids club who don’t follow the rules! we don’t care about politics or boring stuff like that, we just want to have a good time and see who can outlast the zombies!

plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen! trust me, once u join our server, u won’t want to leave! so come on, what are u waiting for? join the rebellion and show everyone that u have what it takes to be a true Minecraft warrior!

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HinduHouseBurnersCraft

Bangladeshi Islamists, burn houses, ethnic cleansing, extremism, extremism in Bangladesh, Genocide, HinduHouseBurnersCraft, hindus, human rights violations, international relations, kidnap women, minority population, minority rights, Refugee Crisis, religious conflict, religious intolerance, religious persecution, South Asia, Terrorism, unholy madness, violence

LOL come join our server where we have the most epic battles between Hindus and Bangladeshi Islamists! Burn houses, kidnap women, and descend into unholy madness with us! It’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, perfect for those who love a little bit of mayhem in their Minecraft world. Join now and be part of the craziest server you’ll ever experience!

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