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Blocky Blissville

Blissville, blocky, Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, inner peace, joy, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, passions, personal growth, positive emotions, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self-care, well-being

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5626
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make you happier than a pig in a mud bath!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying llamas while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious fiery tacos while fending off hungry zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Happiness awaits you in ways you never thought possible.

LebCraftWar: IranUNThreats

Attacks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranUNThreats, Israel, lebanon, LebCraftWar, MIDDLE EAST, Military, obliterating war, Peacekeeping, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, threatens, UN Mission, Warning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	203806	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier wars than iran and israel!!! if u dont join, u will miss out on the epic obliteration war that will happen if u dont!! we have lebanon too so u can be part of the epic battle!! join now or face the wrath of the UN mission!!! #minecraft #war #lolz

ForgetCraft: Next Gen Diagnostics & Staging

Alzheimer’s Association, Alzheimer’s disease, biology, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, Disease, ForgetCraft, Gen, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, research advancements, revised criteria, staging, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	87	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.

and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.

so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!

CraftQ

Adventure, building, Business, Community, Concept, CraftQ, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Join, Land, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Server, stop by, Survival, Systems, Trading, Unique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	2215
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

hey you

I just wanted to draw your attention to our new Minecraft server CraftQ. Maybe you would like to stop by and To become part of our community.

What can you expect from us? Well, we have developed our own concept and systems to offer a unique gaming experience. For us it is not only about building land, but also about trading and Business.

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Pandora’s Box of Chaos – Season 3: The Roleplay Continues!

Active players, alliances, application, Box, Chaos, colonial empire, content creators, Continues, destiny, Events, global peace, guides, Lore, PANDORAS, Revolutions, Roleplay, roleplayers, Season, shadows, smp, Staff, Streamers, Support, Survival, tutorials, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

PANDORA SMP SEASON 3
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY – Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! – Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! – Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! – Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global Peace! – With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Details
– 1.21 Survival – Unique Overworld, Nether and End! – Whitelist and Application – Hundreds of active Players – Perfectly optimised to minimize lag – Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers! – Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more… – Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides

FAQ:

1. How can I join the Minecraft server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist and follow the application process. You can find more information on how to apply on our Discord server.

2. Can I join the server if I play on Bedrock edition?

Yes! Our server supports Java and Bedrock crossplay, so players from both versions can join and play together.

3. Is the server optimized for minimizing lag?

Yes, our server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag and provide a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

4. Are there any in-game events or activities on the server?

Yes, our server is filled with lore, events, wars, alliances, and more to keep players engaged and entertained.

5. How can I get support or assistance on the server?

We have active staff members who provide quick support and tutorials/guides to help players navigate the server and resolve any issues they may encounter.

6. Can I create my own Nation on the server?

Yes, players can create their own Nations, forge alliances, and participate in various activities to showcase their power and influence on the server.

*Join us on Discord for more information and to be part of the exciting 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP!

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FilipinaCraft Minecraft Server

asian women, cross-cultural relationships, culture, DATING, dating advice, filipina, FilipinaCraft, filipino women, finding love, foreign spouses, International, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, marriage material, marriage prospects, Minecraft, online dating, overseas brides, relationship goals, relationships, Server, settling down

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your perfect Minecraft partner who can build a castle with you while serenading you with sweet Filipino love songs? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find plenty of Filipina players ready to craft and conquer with you! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Filipina by your side, ready to protect you from creepers and zombies with their karaoke skills? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate!

JunkFoodCraft Minecraft Server

4 days, addiction, Bender, Binge, cravings, Excessive, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, JunkFoodCraft, late night, Minecraft, overindulgence, Pleasure, porn, regret, sedentary, self-control, self-destructive, Server, temptation, tfw, Unhealthy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a pig so rare and precious that it’s rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and tissues because you never know when you’ll find yourself on a 4-day porn and junk food bender.

PrincessPestControl

animal attraction, animal companions, animated films, bug friends, bugs, cute animals, Disney characters, Disney magic, disney princesses, enchanted animals, fairy tale creatures, fairy tales, insect attraction, insect friends, magical creatures, magical princesses, princess fashion, Princesses, PrincessPestControl, spider companions, Spiders

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

join dis server if u wanna see disney princesses fightin off bugs n spiders like a boss. u betta be ready for sum epic battles and magical moments. come join da fun and see who comes out on top – will it be cinderella or the creepy crawlies? only one way to find out, join now!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Items Found:	1879
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

Mungo Mania

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer Hardcore Player vs Player Spawners Health Rewards Kill Lifesteal Shard High-stakes Encounter Resource Precious Double-edged sword Environment Defeat Players Buying, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ores Mined:	3506
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

MungoMania is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a lifesteal server. In this high-stakes environment, your health is your most precious resource. When you defeat another player, you steal their life, adding it to your own. But beware—every encounter is a double-edged sword. One wrong move, and you could find yourself on the losing end, watching helplessly as your hard-earned health slips away. The server also rewards players for kills, giving 100 shard per kill that can be later used for buying spawners

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