FunkCraft – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FunkCraft Minecraft Server
Cringejak, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, FunkCraft, Funkin Crew, game discussions, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Pit Stop Update, Pomnsaka, Server, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’re not just any ordinary server, we’re the Friday Night Funkin’ General Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Friday Night Funkin’ dance battles. Winner gets a diamond sword! 2. Our server is guarded by a pack of wild Tankmen who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. 3. We have a Pico-themed rollercoaster that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. 4. Our server is haunted by the ghosts of Madness characters, but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. 5. Every month is Spooky Month on our server, so get ready for some spooktacular events and challenges.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the Friday Night Funkin’ madness begin!

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FunkCraft – Get your groove on!
AMA, Blog post, crossover, Download, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, FunkCraft, Funkin Crew, Groove, link compilation, madness, mod wiki, modding community, modding help, News, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Pa, Phantom Arcade, Pico, Play, Resources, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme, update
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got all the Friday Night Funkin’ vibes you could ever dream of, from TANKMEN to Pico to Madness to Spooky Month and beyond!
Join us for Week #2537 – where everyone is going full diesel dreaming now! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we just released the Weekend 1 update that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all – our Funkin Crew’s blog post will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall out of your minecart. Plus, Ninjamuffin and PA did an AMA on /funkg/ that will have you questioning reality.
Download and play the game on our server, where the modding community is as wild as a creeper explosion! Need help with modding? We’ve got resources for days, including our /funkg/ Mod Wiki and Link Compilation that will have you building like a pro in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether and let’s get funky together!

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Back Pain Relief 1.21.2
1.21.2, alignment, back health, back pain, backache, Chiropractic, discomfort, flip mattress, health, mattress, Pain, pain relief, Posture, Relief, relief techniques, rotate mattress, Sleep, Sleeping, spine, spine popping, Tips, wellness
Yo, so like, imagine if your back was hurting like a mofo from sleeping in bed too much, right? Well, I had that issue, but then I realized my mattress was all jacked up. I flipped that bad boy around and BAM, no more back pain! It was like magic, bro. So if you want your spine to pop like a bowl of rice krispies, join our server and let us flip your world upside down. Literally. It’s like a chiropractor for your Minecraft experience, man.

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StepmomXmasFailAITAH
AITAH, christmas present, Communication Issues, coping with criticism, emotional manipulation, emotional reactions, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial constraints, gift etiquette, gift giving, holiday stress, hurtful comments, Love and affection, materialism, misunderstanding, parental expectations, stepfamily relationships, stepmom, StepmomXmasFailAITAH
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama of gift-giving is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a Christmas present gone wrong.
On our server, you’ll encounter players who will do anything for the perfect gift, even if it means causing family drama and hurt feelings. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaotic gift exchanges and passive-aggressive remarks?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a virtual world. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by forgetting a gift, or will you be the hero who saves the day with the perfect present? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server.

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CraftyCashOut
brand loyalty., Craftsmanship, CraftyCashOut, dependable, Durability, ESSENTIAL, high end, Investment, long-lasting, luxury, non-negotiable, Premium, Quality, Reliability, Splurge, top quality, top tier, top-notch, trusted, Value, worth it
Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and evil unicorns! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Can you resist the temptation to explore?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, this is one experience you won’t want to cheap out on.

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, arson, cars, Conflict, Destruction, extremism, extremism in Israel, hate crimes, Holycraft, human rights violations, international news, intolerance, Israeli extremists, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, outburst of violence, Palestinian homes, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, political tensions, religious tensions, Server, Vandalism, West Bank
come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting torched are creepers and not innocent homes and cars like those israeli extremists. we promise a peaceful and fun environment where you can build your dream world without fear of being attacked by crazy players. plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re having a blast. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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CraftyCanuckMC
Business, Canada, CBC, CraftyCanuckMC, Decision making, Economy, export, Government, Import, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Reports, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade war, trump, united states
so, like, you wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place in all of block land. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.
if you join dis server, you’ll get a special potion that makes you invincible for 24 hours. you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle.
oh, and did i mention that the president of the server is a talking llama? yeah, he’s super wise and always has the best advice for all your minecraft problems.
so come on, join us and have the time of your life in this wacky, wild, and wonderful minecraft server. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery
Astronomy, Astrophysics, Breakthrough, compression, Cosmic, cosmic maps, cosmic structure, Dark Energy, Dark Matter, data analysis, Developments, discoveries, discovery, Effectiveness, Extraction, fast track, leftfield, method, new, Physical Review Letters, research, University of Michigan
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!

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Rivalry Realm 1.20.6
1.20.6, anger, crime, dangerous thoughts, dark impulses, dark thoughts, deadly consequences, eliminate enemies, eliminate threats, fatal actions, hatred, Justice, long tail tags, murder, people you don’t like, Realm, Revenge, Rivalry, sinister intentions, Start killing, Vengeance, violence
Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server where you can start killing people you don’t like!
But wait, there’s more!
You can also build giant statues of your enemies and then blow them up with TNT!
And if that’s not enough, you can even create elaborate traps to lure unsuspecting players into their doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyCatWatchers
BEDROOM, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, Cats, cleaning, Communication, compromise, CraftyCatWatchers, disagreement, family, Fighting, Invasion, moving stuff, overreacting, personal space, privacy violation, Reorganizing, Respect, sister, thankfulness, trip
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than your boyfriend’s mom reorganizing your closet without permission! We promise not to touch your stuff without asking first, unlike some people we know cough cough.
Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and battle mobs with your friends. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret room full of your boyfriend’s mom’s cleaning supplies.
Don’t worry, we won’t clean your house or watch your cats while you’re away, but we will provide endless entertainment and laughs. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless you want to reenact the great closet reorganization of 2021 in Minecraft form!

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NoMoreSayingPls
ANNOYING, Cliche, cliched phrases, common phrases, Communication, communication skills, Expression, IMMEDIATELY, Language, language trends, language usage, NoMoreSayingPls, overused, pet peeve, phrase, Repetitive, Saying, stop using, Tiresome, verbal habits, Words
Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!
On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

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TrumpCraft: Redefine & Conquer
checks and balances, Conquer, constitutional order, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, Document, executive branch, foreign policy, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, Legal System, News, Politics, redefine, redefinition, separation of powers, trump, Trumpcraft, united states, Warning
so, like, this server is so lit, even the german ambassador is warning about it! apparently, trump has some crazy plan to redefine the whole constitutional order just because of this server. like, can you believe that? but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the fun and chaos you could ever want in a minecraft server. join us now and be a part of the madness! who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from the president himself. just kidding, that would be insane, right? but seriously, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. it’s gonna be epic!

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