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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

action-packed, adult themes, Adventures, aliens, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, clean, death game, fullon, Fun, gantz, Good, Gore, housemates, living room, Manga adaptation, mature content, nudity, Psychological, Sci Fi, sex, sexual themes, Survival, Suspenseful, Technology, Thriller, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ores Mined:	3233	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

1. Tbh, Allowed, CREEPERS, girl, guys, Minecraft, power, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7611	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

Characters, Communication, Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum, Interaction, internet, ITT, Life, long trail, members, ONLINE, PALS, participants, pixelated, post, sharing, social media, tags, virtual, you

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

BooCraft, CREEPERS, death, french woman, Ghosts, Haunted, internet culture, investigation, Italian church, Mystery, News, Paranormal, Police, Shit, social media, spooky, stunt, Supernatural, tik tok, Tragedy, trending, urban legend, viral

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

CraftyStar2, Daikkuri, Edition, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, lol, Minecraft, Mitsuba, new genesis, News, NGS Roadmap, Older Phantasy Star Games, Oyasumi, Phantasy Star Online 2, RappyDeathsquad, Scratch Tickets, Server, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, Stardust Drive, Tendoku, Toblerone

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5421

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

Anime, CREEPERS, Pigs, pixelated, Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8839
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJontronBros

bros, CraftyJontronBros, feel, Good, I don’t feel so good, jontron, Jontronbros

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3020
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

Beliefs, BIBLE, Christianity, Church, church politics, Community, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, cunts, evangelicals, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, Jesus, morality, PRAYER, Religion, religious freedom, spirituality, Traditions, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!