funk consciente

imagine flyin around on ur elytra and suddenly a chunk of rocket hits u outta nowhere, sending u spiralin down to the ground like a derp. it’s like a thrill ride every time u log on!

plus, there’s a 26% chance each year of airspace bein disrupted, so u never know when u gonna have to navigate through a field of floatin debris just to get to ur friend’s house. it’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with rockets instead of balls.

so come join us on dis server and experience the chaos for urself. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have rocket debris rainin down on u instead? let’s get wild, baby!