funk artists – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.
But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?
So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

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FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters
Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread
Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

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Pixel Peak 1.20.2
1.20.2, 96289512, long tail, Numbers, peak, PIXEL, previous, tags
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers!
We got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil mobs, and build the most insane structures you can think of.
And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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NoSnoops Minecraft Server
Boundary, boundary dispute, construction, home renovation, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, Neighborly, neighborly behavior, neighborly communication, neighborly dispute, neighborly relationship, NoSnoops, privacy, property boundary, property line, property management, real estate, renovation, Request, security camera, Server, Surveillance Footage, surveillance system
Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of not spying on your neighbor’s outdoor breaker boxes!
Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be asked to watch hours of surveillance footage just to find a tiny zoomed-in area. Our server is all about fun, building, and not invading your neighbor’s privacy.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers to fix water leaks with just a text message. Who needs a plumber when you have Minecraft skills, am I right?
So come on over and join the server where we respect boundaries and know that asking for surveillance footage is just plain ridiculous. Let’s build and game in peace, without any nosy neighbors circling breaker boxes on camera screenshots!

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WeddingCraft2022
emotional impact, Emotional support, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, honoring loved ones, honoring parents, honoring the deceased, mother’s feelings, niece’s decision, Wedding celebration, wedding date, wedding day, wedding etiquette, wedding memories, wedding planning, wedding traditions, wedding venue, WeddingCraft2022
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of trying to convince your niece to change her wedding date while dealing with a stubborn sister and a grieving mom!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a virtual world where you can try to reason with your family members about the importance of picking a different date for the wedding? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Experience the excitement of trying to navigate the delicate emotions of your family members while also building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on down to our server and see if you can convince your niece to change her wedding date before it’s too late! Will you succeed in making everyone happy, or will you end up dealing with more family drama than you bargained for? Join now and find out!

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ForgetfulFellow – Minecraft SMP
awkward moments, brain function, cognitive function, ForgetfulFellow, forgetfulness, forgetting names, Human Behavior, Introductions, meeting new people, memory challenges, memory lapse, Minecraft, name amnesia, name forgetfulness, name forgetfulness syndrome, name memory, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name retention, smp, social etiquette, social interactions
LOL, like all the time! But guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, you don’t even need to remember anyone’s name because we all just go by our Minecraft usernames! So no more awkward moments of forgetting who the heck you’re talking to, just pure gaming fun!
Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to see! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions? Yeah, you heard me right, llamas running a Minecraft server. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in your life!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

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ApocJams: Choose Your Soundtrack
Apocalypse, ApocJams, armageddon, Chaos, Choice, choose, decision, Destruction, Disaster, Doomsday, dramatic, End of the World, Epic, Extinction, final countdown, Humanity, judgment day, Music, official theme, Soundtrack, Survival, theme song
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally ending and the only thing that can save us is your epic choice of theme song for the apocalypse! Join us as we battle zombies, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon while jamming out to your favorite tunes.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to choose the soundtrack to our impending doom, but you also get to ride on flying pigs, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet llama that spits out diamonds (yes, you read that right).
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of players fighting off a horde of skeletons while breakdancing to the Macarena? Or watch as someone builds a giant roller coaster that launches you into outer space? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). So grab your pickaxe, cue up your favorite song, and let’s save the world in style!

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PutinCraft Server: Don’t Let Trump Lose!
Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., dont, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, LOSE, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, putin, PutinCraft, security concerns, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders
so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, if u don’t join, u gonna miss out on all the fun and craziness.
we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop blocks instead of diamonds. it was so funny, we were all rolling on the floor laughing.
and then there was this other time where a player dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was so random and hilarious, we couldn’t stop laughing for hours.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano. it was so intense and crazy, we thought we were gonna die but it was so worth it.
so yeah, if u wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be the best decision u ever make in your life.

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NukeCraftEU-FranceShield
Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, european security, european union, foreign affairs, France, France nuclear program, global defense., international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear policy, nuclear shield, nuclear strategy, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftEUFranceShield, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, strategic alliance
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a nuclear shield just like france but for europe!!! protect yourself from creepers and zombies with the power of nuclear energy!!! build your own bunker and survive the apocalypse in style!!! join now for a chance to become the ruler of the wasteland and lead your fellow players to victory!!! nuclear explosions guaranteed to make your gaming experience more explosive and fun!!! come join us and let’s nuke some mobs together!!!

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GramCraft: Base Unit Fun
base, base unit, Conversion, decimal system, Fractions, Fun, Gram, gram conversion, GramCraft, international system of units, kilogram, kilograms to grams, Mass, Measurement, metric prefixes, metric system, multiples, prefixes, scientific notation, SI units, standard units, unit, units of measurement, weight
haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we measure everything in grams cuz kilogram is just too mainstream, like who even needs all dat extra weight? we got crazy builds like a giant potato made of gold blocks cuz why not? and if u join now u get a free pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow u around and oink at all ur jokes, he’s a real ham! plus we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time, even the creepers know how to bust a move. so come on down to da gram-tastic server and let’s get this party started! oink oink!

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Coal to Gas Shift: GOP Takeover
cheap gas, coal, coal areas, coal industry, coal-fired power generation, Democratic Voters, economic impact, energy industry, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, environmental regulations, Fossil Fuels, gas, gop, job losses, party affiliation, political blame, political shift, Republican candidates, shale gas revolution, Shift, TAKEOVER, voting patterns
join dis epic minecraft server where we mine for shale gas and shift to republican candidates cuz we got cheap gas that displaces coal-fired power generation! forget bout dem environmental regulations, we all bout dat gas life now! come join us and be part of da revolution, we promise u wont regret it! #gaslife #republicanminecraft

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NOXIS SMP
Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist
Make a team, get a claim, and start building! Noxis SMP is a new PVE/PVP SMP with a GUIshop, Auctionhouse, Playerwarps, and more! Make your own shop in a rentable server spawn plot, or make a shop in your own claim and allow players to visit through customizable warps!
Wilderness is a PVP zone! Landclaims are strictly PVE, to give you a safe place to chill out 🙂
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