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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

Characters, funk albums, funk appreciation, funk artists, funk classics, funk community, funk culture, funk discussion, funk enthusiasts, funk genre, funk groove, funk history, funk lovers, funk music, funk recommendations, funk revival, funk songs, funk vibes, funkg, FunkyTrash, Sara edition, smp, Trash thread

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2612
Ores Mined:	2322	Epic Quests Completed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?

#curiousminds, #digitalworld, #humanbehavior, #internetculture, #onlinebehavior, #SocialInteraction, #socialnorms, #socialobservation, Analyzing, Behavior, Communication, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Mystery, Observation, Psychology, Questioning, socialmedia, Sociology, twitter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	759
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills

4chan, autistic, Board, complaining, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, funny, Hear, least, least retarded board, menial shit, nagging, niggers, non autistic, non autistic people, retarded, retards, Skills, Social, stupid, tired, tired of, trannies

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!

Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize

Abilities, Artifacts, Chromatica, Community, CREEPERS, decoration, Discord, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, new, Pay, player, Rent, RPG, rules, Season, Server, Shops, Skeletons, Skills, smp, TOWN, transportation hub, Unionize, welcome

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Chromatica SMP Overview

Server Name:	Chromatica SMP
Version:	Vault Hunters Version 3
Start Date:	February 2024
Server Features:	– Server-wide farms– Worldspawn area with shops– Additional mods for quality of life

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join Chromatica SMP?

To join Chromatica SMP, please join our Discord server at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq to obtain the IP address and login details.

2. What is the goal of the Vault Hunters modpack?

The goal of Vault Hunters is to collect 25 unique artifacts to unlock the final vault and complete it without dying to beat the game.

3. What additional mods are available on Chromatica SMP?

Additional mods such as Easier Sleeping, Quick Leaf Decay, and TP Master have been added for quality of life improvements.

4. Is there a transportation hub on the server?

Yes, the server includes a transportation hub for player use in the worldspawn area.

5. How can I contact Chromatica SMP staff for questions?

You can contact the staff via our Discord server. Join at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Craft, creativity, Diversity, Economy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, friendship, Fun, Gaming, imagination, innovation, multiplayer, OneBlock, originality, Skyblock, socializing, Spanish, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Server	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Language	English	Spanish
Community Size	One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players	Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of popular game modes	May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
Ping	Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources	Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community
Support	Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff

FAQ:

Question	Hypixel	CrowtyCraft Network 2.0
Is the server primarily in English?	Yes	Yes
What is the size of the player community?	One of the largest in the Minecraft community	Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players
What game modes are offered?	Wide variety of popular game modes	May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community
How is the server’s performance in terms of ping?	Generally low ping and smooth gameplay	Ping may vary based on server location and resources
Is there strong support and updates on the server?	Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources	Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198

Active Codes, Android, anniversary codes, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, Diesel, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Kilo, lolz, Modernia, Optimization, PC, ROSANNA, Server, snow white, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
New Chunks Explored:	793026	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have dragons that shoot out rainbow-colored fireballs, unicorns that poop out diamonds, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. And that’s just the beginning!

Our upcoming events include a Solo Raid where you have to battle a giant chicken wearing a top hat, and a Co-Op event where you and your friends have to bake a cake while fending off zombie chefs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Crown, who comes with a free SSR (Super Silly Rabbit) that can summon a herd of dancing llamas. And don’t forget about our costume passes – dress your character in the latest fashion trends like Ms. Dangerous, Midnight Strawberry, and White Knight.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game now on Android, iOS, or PC and join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). See you there!

Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, Crafty, dog, ending it all, fucked up, hour, Killed, lolz, pibbles, power, roommate

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	281
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Items Found:	4435
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!

SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.

Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!

CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem

#youtube, ASP, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, discussion, ducks, Grand Wizard Edition, indie, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, mad, MAYHEM, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Shill, Swarm, talents IPs, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.

Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!

In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!

Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)