Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

Edition, Nene memes, Trash talk, funky genre, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

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FunkyTrash SMP – 40 characters

funk albums, funk culture, funk revival, funkg, funk music

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Sara. Legend has it that Sara once built a house entirely out of diamond blocks and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. She’s basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. We’ve got zombie villagers riding on top of skeleton horses, baby zombies riding on top of chickens, and even a creeper that wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like a circus in Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden room filled with stacks upon stacks of golden apples and diamond swords. It’s like finding Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more PvP.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just watch out for Sara, she’s known to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with her.

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CraftyCanine Chaos: ‘>watchdog did not stop’ Server

watchdog timer, system restart, system problem, error, System error

Are you tired of those pesky watchdogs always ruining your fun on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail! That’s right, instead of banning players for no reason, our watchdog is too busy trying to catch its own tail to bother you. Join now for a chance to watch this hilarious spectacle unfold before your very eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of diamond poop and you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? That’s right, this friendly ghost will follow you around and help you out in any way it can. Just make sure to keep some spare gunpowder on hand in case it gets a little too explosive with its affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, the watchdog did not stop… chasing its own tail!

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Land of Pure Chaos SMP – Where Vanilla is Only a Flavor! 1.20.4

Adventure, flavor, Chaos, Plugins, smp
Pureland SMP Overview
IP Address purelandsmp.com

Key Features

Semi-Vanilla Survival

Community-Centric

Economic System

Essential Commands

Active Discord Community
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What type of server is Pureland SMP?

A: Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server designed for players who enjoy a minimal plugin experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there an economy system on Pureland SMP?

A: Yes, Pureland SMP features a simple yet immersive economy system where players can track their financial progress using commands like /bal and /baltop.

Q: Are there player shops available on the server?

A: Player shops are currently in development and will be available soon for players to engage with the economy further.

Q: How can I connect with other players on Pureland SMP?

A: You can join the server’s Discord community by using the command /discord in-game or by visiting https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k.
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IP Address	purelandsmp.com
Key Features	Semi-Vanilla Survival Community-Centric Economic System Essential Commands Active Discord Community

Dorfmine VS Hypixel

Welcoming, Community, Economy, Adventure, Lag-free

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience server lag at peak times
Regular updates and events	Some games may have long queue times
Active community and forums	Chat can be fast-paced and hard to follow

Dorfmine

Pros	Cons
German-speaking server	Smaller player base
Classic Freebuild concept	Limited mini-games compared to Hypixel
Protected building zones	Less frequent updates and events
Community that supports each other	May not appeal to players looking for intense PvP or mini-games

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a massive player base compared to Dorfmine.

Which server offers more mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wider variety of mini-games compared to Dorfmine.

Which server offers a more relaxed building experience?

Dorfmine provides a classic Freebuild concept with protected building zones, offering a more relaxed building experience compared to Hypixel.

Which server is better for players looking for PvP or intense gaming experiences?

Hypixel is better suited for players looking for intense PvP or mini-games, while Dorfmine may not appeal to those seeking such experiences.

Creepers in Red Square

bucket list destinations, Historical landmarks, trans-siberian railway, Russian cuisine, CREEPERS

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you wake up in Moscow every time you log in! Join us for the chance to explore the bustling city streets, build your own Red Square replica, and even ride a virtual bear through the snowy landscape. But be careful, the creepers here have a Russian accent and the zombies are actually just drunk partygoers from a wild night out in St. Petersburg. So come join us for a unique and hilarious experience unlike any other Minecraft server out there! Just watch out for the vodka lava pits…they’re killer.

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BeaverCraft: Where we build dams and make LOLs!

water flow, diy, Environmental, Dams, BUILD

Join our Minecraft server and help us build the most epic dams in the history of virtual construction! Why? Because we heard that the water on your mom’s property is actually magical and can grant wishes to those who can control it. So come on over and show off your dam-building skills to harness the power of the mystical waters! Plus, rumor has it that a secret underwater kingdom lies beneath the surface, just waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers like yourself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly legendary!

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SolarionSMP: Where grown-ups play pretend with virtual blocks!

Plugins, Projects, Events, hermitcraft, Vanilla

Solarion SMP Server

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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About Us

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.

Our Vision

Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience.

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just like you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armor stands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after death.

Community

At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process

Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is there an economy system on Pureland SMP?

Q: Are there player shops available on the server?

Q: How can I connect with other players on Pureland SMP?