Funistan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThePieTray

Adventure, amusement park, building, Community, Crates, creativity, Cross-Play, dropper map, Exploration, FigmentPie, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, subscribe, Survival, virtual world, YouTuber

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	2157
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Star Shards Collected:	101	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Literally just a Survival server for YouTuber FigmentPie. There is also an amusement park and a dropper map with more to come. Also there are crates. Subscribe to FigmentPie

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CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4368
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	4259	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	3383	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Animals Bred:	197
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Votes:	7029	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3218
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	7762
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	800
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Void Gems Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

11 Days to Billionaire

1 billion seconds, 1 million seconds, 11 days, 31 years, billionaire, Days, seconds to days, seconds to years, time calculation, time comparison, time conversion, time duration, time equivalency, time increments, time intervals, time measurement, time periods, time scale, time span, time units, time values

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft

at risk, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling negative emotions, coping with stress, disadvantaged children, emotional regulation, emotional well being, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, poorer kids, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, SleeplessCraft, socioeconomic status, Stress Management

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?

and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.

so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?