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CraftyNSFWFriends

awkward, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, CONTENT, CraftyNSFWFriends, digital footprint, disbelief, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, found, internet, know, NSFW, Personal, privacy, react, relationship, shock, Someone, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7768	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets and gossip about your fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon NSFW content of someone you know and have to decide whether to keep it a secret or spill the tea!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts where players have found diamond blocks hidden in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and epic loot hunts. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless you want to spill the juicy details to your friends!

House Party Challenge

challenge, Challenges, community engagement, Digital Detox, Entertainment, Future, generation z, House, influencer marketing, ISOLATED, leave the house, mental health, Mr beast, next generation, outdoor activities, Party, physical activity, screen time, social isolation, social media, Technology, viral challenges, youth culture

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	120
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the future mr. beast himself will challenge you to leave your house and play minecraft with us! he will drop diamonds from the sky and spawn creepers in your living room until you join our server and start building! who needs fresh air when you can have virtual diamonds, am i right? plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest house on the server, mr. beast will personally come to your house and give you a real life diamond! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BabyBumpCraft IVF Server

assisted reproduction, BabyBumpCraft, birth defects, exposure to medicines, fertility treatments, fetus development, first trimester, harm to fetus, ICSI, ivf, maternal health, maternal medication use, medication safety, Pregnancies, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, prenatal care, reproductive technology, research, Risk, Server, teratogenic medicines

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	170
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than an IVF pregnancy! our players are like embryos, constantly exposed to crazy medicines that can harm their virtual fetus… i mean, builds. but don’t worry, we make sure to keep things interesting with teratogenic twists and turns during the first trimester of gameplay. so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a science experiment gone wrong, then join us now!

Dreamland Slumberfest 1.20

#youtube, debut, Dreamland, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, Lucid Dreamers, Media, member VODs, merch, naptime, Naptomos, New tuber, Nimi Nightmare, reminder, Report, Schedule, Slumberfest, Suggested dreams, twitter, twitter widgets, Unarchived dreams

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	64	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got streams, karaoke, and even merch (TBA, but who cares)! Plus, we’re all about that Nimi Nightmare vibe, even though she hasn’t debuted yet (we miss her, man). And don’t even get me started on those Lucid Dreamers and their bait, naptomos – just report, hide, and ignore, bro. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

CatApology Minecraft Server

Agreement, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, cat, CatApology, Communication, Conflict, Destruction, furious, grudge, Heartless, Minecraft, Note, passive aggressive, puzzle, roommate, Server, supervised, Treat, Trust, unreasonable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of your roommate’s cat wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about virtual feline mischief again! Our server is cat-free and full of exciting adventures waiting for you to explore.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of it being destroyed by a mischievous cat. Join us and experience the freedom of creating without any interruptions from furry troublemakers.

Don’t let a real-life cat ruin your virtual fun. Join our server now and say goodbye to puzzle pieces being scattered everywhere by a sneaky feline. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyGuardian911

a hole, BabyGuardian911, Best Friend, Birthday, Chat, distraction, fragile, Invitation, lost baby, Niece, Offense, post, privacy, Protecting, questions, Respect, social media, Target, Upset, Warning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.

We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.

Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!

NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoPeeBed, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	247154	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

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