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Blocky Boomer Bash

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	586431
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and chickens dat wear sunglasses. u can ride on a flying pig while battling evil unicorns who shoot rainbow lasers from their horns. build a house out of giant marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts diamonds. our server is so lit, even creepers dance to the beat of the jukebox. come join the fun and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

Brain Hub Connection Craft

Australian researchers, biological basis, Brain, brain alterations, brain areas, brain connections, brain connectivity, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain hubs, brain networks, brain studies, Connection, Craft, depression research, Hub, major depressive disorder, mental health, mental illness, neuroscience, Psychiatry, youth depression, youth mental health

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

so, like, have you ever wanted to explore the depths of your brain while playing minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and discover the crazy connections in your brain that may be causing your youth depression. we’ve got hubs that are so densely connected, you’ll be like, “whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff.” come join us and let’s find out together why you’re feeling so down, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. trust us, it’ll be a journey you won’t forget.

What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

Failboat, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6394
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	563965

Failboat, also known as Tyler, is a popular content creator and streamer known for his comedic gaming videos on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a love for quirky and entertaining games, Failboat has built a loyal fan base with his humorous commentary and genuine personality. He continues to entertain and connect with fans through his unique brand of gaming content.

☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Emeralds Found:	9536	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

TheosisMC Server Overview

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Server Details

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mines Excavated:	2773	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft master. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, it’s like competitive programming meets Minecraft. You’ll have to solve complex puzzles and riddles just to find your way out of spawn. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day they’ll tell stories of your epic adventures around the virtual campfire. See you in the game!

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Farms Harvested:	216
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ores Mined:	3367
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Love Letters Sent:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	265
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	1157	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!