Funding MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AlzheonCraft: Forget-Me-Not Funding

Memory Loss, AlzheonCraft, Series E Financing, clinical trials, alzheimer’s

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further than this epic server that’s so crazy, it’ll make you forget your own name like you got Alzheimer’s or somethin’!

We got so much cash flow, we’re closin’ $100 million in financing like it’s no big deal. Why? Because we’re developin’ the ultimate drug that’ll make your Minecraft skills go through the roof! You’ll be buildin’ like a madman, fightin’ off creepers like a boss, and minin’ for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only side effect is pure, unadulterated fun. Who needs memories when you can have epic adventures in the world of Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Houthis vs. America Minecraft Server

funding, defense spending, international relations, foreign policy, Yemen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can boogie down with the boss mob itself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots fireballs from its horn. Yes, you read that right. Fireball-shooting unicorns. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. See you there!

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LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

nato, international relations, Government, worst performer, Budget

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.

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UkraineCraft2024: G7 Edition

Global cooperation, crisis response, 2024.., Leaders, Unblock

LOLZ, forget about G7 leaders, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we unblock $50 billion worth of DIAMONDS for YOU by the end of 2024!

Why waste time with boring politics when you can be mining and crafting with us? Our server is so LIT that even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join now for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, and become the richest player in the land by selling dirt for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server TODAY and let the BLOCKS OF WEALTH rain down upon you! 🤣🎮💎 #MinecraftMadness #DiamondsForDays

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

united nations, West Bank, Diplomacy, Minecraft, humanitarian crisis

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that Blinken himself announced more than $400 million in humanitarian aid to Palestinians just to make sure they can join this server and experience the madness!

imagine building your own pixelated empire while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. this server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that will make your enemies cry, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, who knows, maybe Blinken will announce even more aid just for you to have a blast on this server. let’s get crafting, gamers!

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BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

lawsuit, US court, justice system, criminal activity, Guilty

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

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CashCraft: Double GDP, Cut Emissions!

cash payment, double, environmental impact, social welfare, #sustainability

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here doublin’ global GDP and reducin’ carbon emissions like it’s no biggie. we straight up givin’ cash to erryone on the server and watchin’ that GDP soar by 130% like a rocket ship. and get this, we makin’ those carbon emitters pay up with an emission tax to fund our wild cash giveaways. come join the fun and help save the planet while gettin’ rich, it’s lit fam! 🚀💸🔥

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RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

international relations, foreign policy, financial support, fund, RuskiRaiders

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

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Zelenskiy’s Minecraft Server: Biden’s $225M Fun!

225M, Ukraine, Zelenskiy, Defense, Support

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military aid than biden meeting zelenskiy in france! we got $225 million worth of weapons and armor to help you conquer the virtual world! fight off creepers and zombies with our insane arsenal of weapons! who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now and show the world who’s boss on our epic minecraft server!

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Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

college, opportunity, tuition, economics, argentina

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

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