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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4760 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
