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Desktop Environment SMP – Minecraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1600	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between lxqt and cinnamon! Will you choose the fast and unbloated lxqt, or the functionally perfect but kinda ugly cinnamon? It’s a decision that will determine your fate in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of cheese. Anything is possible on our server, so come join the madness and see where your Minecraft adventure takes you!

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Connection, Cooking, Date night, emotions, family, first sight, Food, Happy, Heart, home, kitchen, KitchenCraft, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, soulmate, together, WOMAN

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ores Mined:	4506	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find love at first sight! Our players are so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you to discover them?

Join our server for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!

MaskedTaker’s Minecraft Server

backstory, Character, costume, gimmick, History, iconic, legend, Lore, mask, MaskedTakers, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythology, Performer, Persona, professional wrestling, ring attire, Server, Taker, undertaker, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Void Armor Forged:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Oh, let me tell you about Taker and his mysterious mask! Legend has it that Taker was once a humble farmer who stumbled upon a cursed diamond mine. When he put on the diamond mask he found in the mine, he gained incredible powers and became the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Now, he roams the server wreaking havoc on anyone who dares to challenge him. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to face off against Taker and his mask of doom! Who knows, you might even be able to steal his mask and claim his powers for yourself. But be warned, Taker is not one to be trifled with – he’s got a mean streak as long as the Great Wall of China! So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to take on Taker and his mask of mystery!

BlamelessParents Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Apology, BlamelessParents, Boyfriend, comparison, crying, Extravagant, family, ice cold stare, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Moving, parents, Rent, Rich, rules, Server, Support, trip, Yelling

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love stories are as wild as the creepers in the night! Join us for a chance to meet your very own Kyle, a true survivor who has been through it all. From getting kicked out by his parents for “experimenting” with a basketball teammate to living on the streets like a Minecraft nomad, Kyle’s journey is one for the ages.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of forbidden love and crazy rules just like in this story. Want to take your virtual boyfriend out to a fancy restaurant? Sorry, he can only afford dirt blocks and rotten flesh. Dreaming of a luxurious vacation with your pixelated prince charming? Think again, because he’s all about that self-sufficiency life.

And if you’re lucky enough to find your own Kyle on our server, be prepared for some intense drama. Will you be able to handle his emotional outbursts and ice-cold stares, or will you end up in a virtual breakup just like the OP in this post?

Join us now and dive into the chaotic world of love, survival, and Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have a boyfriend like Kyle? AITA for joining this server? Absolutely not!

WeddingCrasher69

friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!

CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL

Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Do you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!

HamasCraft: Hostage Negotiations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	368434	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the virtual world of minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get kidnapped by a group of evil villagers and taken hostage. but fear not, my friend, because on this epic minecraft server, you have the chance to negotiate your own freedom with none other than the Biden Administration and Hamas!

that’s right, folks. we’ve got crazy political drama happening in our minecraft world, where you can roleplay as a hostage trying to strike a deal with world leaders. will you be able to sweet talk your way out of captivity? or will you have to resort to more… creative methods to escape?

join us now for a wild ride of international diplomacy, virtual style. who knew that minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? come on, what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and get ready to negotiate your way to freedom!

PixelPlaysMC: KnowYourRole

balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, healthy relationships, humility, KnowYourRole, learn our place, mindfulness, overplaying, personal growth, perspective, PixelPlaysMC, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, someone’s life, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Votes:	5719
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Towns Built:	8

So, like, have you ever wanted to be a potato farmer in Minecraft? Well, this server is the place for you! We have the most epic potato fields you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they’re so majestic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who can speak in ancient languages and grant wishes to those who bring them the rarest of diamonds. Rumor has it that one player even got a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. True story, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. The catch? You have to defeat the evil Chicken King who guards it with an army of zombie chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

PandemicCraft: 50% Suicide Rise

community support, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, crisis intervention, emotional well being, follow-up cohort, healthcare system, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, mental illness, pandemic, PandemicCraft, psychological distress, public health, research study, Rise, risk factors, social isolation, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

so, like, this server is legit the bomb dot com, like seriously. you wanna know why? because we have a 50% rise in suicide behaviors after the COVID-19 pandemic, like what even is that?! but wait, there’s more. we did a huge 5-year follow-up cohort study and the results were like, mind-blowing.

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving a pandemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies. who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone again. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, maybe you’ll even find the meaning of life in a blocky world. #YOLO #Minecraft4Life

MineWowServer – Explore the Wow of Minecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	186
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the avatars are as colorful as a rainbow sheep and the signature moves are more epic than a battle with the Ender Dragon.

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP showdown in the Nether. Our server is so lit, it makes the lava lakes in the game look like mere puddles. Plus, our community is tighter than a group of villagers huddling in fear during a zombie siege.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more exhilarating than riding a pig off a cliff with a carrot on a stick. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, every day is a new adventure waiting to happen.