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FoodFusionCraft

bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

FlyPoopPatrol

annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	8798	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	5210
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

KneeCraft: StemCell Edition

cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

Moon Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	108790
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Try out the new Moon Lifesteal server!. Build your home, tteam, raid, and conquer the server with custom enchants and cool cosmetics/pets! Watch out for the enderdragon and natural disasters! The server is a revamp of the old Moon server. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever! To join the server please enter moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

ProjectPixel

1.16.5, Curseforge, Economy, Minecraft, Modpack, nodecraft.gg, Official, Pixelmon, ProjectPixel, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The Official Project Pixel Server

(ONLY FOR 1.16.5)

use the server id projectpixel.nodecraft.gg in order to load in and make sure you download the modpack via CurseForge

projectpixel.nodecraft.gg

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, IGNITION, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Potions Brewed:	116
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition Teaser? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a Name Forged in Flames!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against pedos in a Total pedo annihilation edition world. Our server is so safe, even Natlan himself would give it a thumbs up. Need a hand? Don’t worry, we got you covered with our Natlan Preview Teaser event where you can team up with friends to take down the bad guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the “Summertide Scales and Tales” event where you can win epic rewards until August 28. And with characters like Navia, Nilou, and Kaveh, you’ll never run out of exciting adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your Primogems to unlock even more fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing hotter than the flames is the insane stories you’ll create with your friends. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

Anon, CreeperBomb, Die, Favorite, favorite game, gamestudio, gtYour, INFESTED, list, long tail, managed, Minecraft, post, smp, Studio, tags, twitterfaggots, zoomers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5514	Buildings Constructed:	42
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

BoomerBlocks

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

DroneWarsMC

Conflict, countermeasures, Defense, drone, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, electronic warfare, Euromaidan Press, intelligence, Military, Missions, OPERATIONs, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology, thwart, UKRAINIAN, units, Week

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian electronic warfare units are battling russian drones in the virtual world! we have crazy battles and epic missions that will blow ur mind. join us and be a part of the action as we fight for control of the virtual realm. who needs real war when u can have virtual war with us? join now and be a part of the madness!

SmokinCashCraft

2009-2018, advertising, Analysis, cigarette marketing, cigarettes, comparison, Consumption, expenditures, harmful effects, Promotion, public health, regulations, smokeless tobacco, SmokinCashCraft, SPENDING, statistics, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, trends, united states

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	83	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2745	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!