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NewHopeKingdoms

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Welcome to New Hope Kingdoms – Discover the Sequel!

Are you ready for an epic adventure? New Hope Kingdoms opens its gates and invites you to become part of a unique Minecraft realm.

1.20. 1 Gameplay: Dive into the newest Minecraft experience with our up-to-date server! Discover the fresh features and enjoy smooth gameplay that New Hope Kingdoms can offer. Fun and Roleplay: New Hope Kingdoms is all about fun. Join in on lively roleplay sessions, build friendships and create a unique community together. Impressive Constructions: Unleash your creativity as you take part in large-scale construction projects. The world of New Hope Kingdoms awaits your unique architectural contribution! Surprising Gameplay Features: Discover new and exciting gameplay features never before seen on Kingdom servers. Our dedicated development team has surprises in store that will make your adventure even more exciting!

Sign up now and be part of the next phase of our kingdom! Server IP: play.newkingdoms.nl

See you in New Hope Kingdoms, where adventure and friendship collide!

play.newhopekingdoms.nl

Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

ApologyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Apology Tree, where players must apologize to it in order to receive rare and valuable items. Don’t worry, the tree has a forgiving nature… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, if you see a talking pig wearing a top hat, just go with it. Trust us, he gives great advice.

GirlfriendGriefCraft

aita, anxiety, arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfortability, Communication, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGriefCraft, hanging out, Insecurity, Insight, Jealousy, Partnership, patience, Reassurance, relationship, Trust, Understanding

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Are you tired of feeling anxious about who your Minecraft boyfriend is hanging out with in-game? Join our server where we have a strict “no hanging out with mystery players” policy! Our players are always upfront about who they are crafting with, so you never have to worry about hidden alliances or secret diamond mining sessions.

Plus, if your Minecraft boyfriend tries to turn the tables on you and make you feel like the bad guy for expressing your feelings, our community will have your back. We understand the importance of feeling secure in your partner’s mining habits and will support you in seeking reassurance.

And if your Minecraft boyfriend has a history of dumping you and then coming back because he realizes you’re the only one who truly understands his redstone creations, you’ll fit right in with our group of players. We value patience and understanding, and we’ll never make you feel like you’re in the wrong for wanting to know who your partner is building with.

So join our server today and never worry about feeling anxious or insecure about your Minecraft relationship again!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you want to meet your demise! Want to be eaten by a giant zombie chicken? Done. How about getting squished by a herd of stampeding pigs? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us for a truly unforgettable (and hilariously absurd) gaming experience!

CandyCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst candy of all time – absolutely disgusting but strangely addictive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by giant gummy bears, mining for chocolate diamonds, and building a gingerbread house that attracts hungry zombies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (even if you have a sugar rush-induced headache)!

Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy

Campaign, controversy, debate, election, foreign relations, guy, leadership, Manipulation, Old, opponent, PALS, Panic, Party, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, putin, Putins, PvP, russia, scandal, sick, trump, united states

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

IcedUp Minecraft

Cross-Play, Economy, multiplayer survival factions skyblock minigames economy RPG creative roleplay vanilla modded adventure hardcore factions prison pixelmon tekkit tekkit legends forge spigot, PvP, Survival

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IcedUp Minecraft is the place to be! We have land claiming, pvp in wilderness, jobs and custom items! Updated to 1.21!

icedup.net

Gaming is for Everyone

Bigotry, Community, Contact, Decorheads, Discord, EXCLUDED, Friendly, Gaming, Hate Speech, INCLUSIVE, java, Join, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, MC-general, Minecraft, PERMISSIONS, rules, Safespace, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Welcoming

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Have you ever been gaming and you feel excluded due to the bigotry of others in the community? Well look no further because here at Gaming is for Everyone we are inclusive to everyone and don’t tolerate any hate speech towards anyone. This is our vanilla survival java server, you’re able to join by being a part of the discord and reading the rules before you get the permissions to be able to play with us. If there’s no staff on, just contact us in the mc-general channel.

51.222.147.151:25576

FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old power fantasies in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the side characters have more personality than you can handle! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate isekai power fantasy like never before!

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	370186
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

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Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	2023
Enchantments Applied:	53	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	163093
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0