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Vidya / SMP Fa / Thread / Minecraft

accessories, bespoke, clothing, dapper, fa, fashion, fashion advice, fashion forum, formalwear, Gaming, Gaming Community, Menswear, Minecraft, outfit inspiration, smp, Style, tailored, Thread, trends, video games, vidya, waistcoats

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real thrill comes from collecting the rarest waistcoats in the game! That’s right, forget about armor and weapons, it’s all about looking stylish while you take on creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Join our server and you could be the next Chicken King, ruling over your feathered subjects with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away to the hottest tunes in Minecraft. Who needs to fight monsters when you can bust a move with your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

AchieveMentor Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9199	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Oh, let me tell you about the time I joined this crazy Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity. My first big achievement? Well, let’s just say I managed to tame a wild Ender Dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Yeah, you heard me right. And that was just the beginning!

This server is full of wacky characters and insane challenges. From building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds to organizing epic llama races through treacherous lava fields, there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most outrageous and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

QuirkyCraft: Secretly Obsessed

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crops Grown:	3060	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3579	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and discover a whole new world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you fail one of her challenges).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary block of cheese that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for, things tend to get a little cheesy around here).

Pixel Puzzles: Mind Bender

Behavioural, Bender, CaMKII activation, delayed, Dendritic, Mind, Nature, PIXEL, Puzzles, stochastic, time scale plasticity

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DENDRITIC, DELAYED, STOCHASTIC CaMKII ACTIVATION IN BEHAVIOURAL TIME SCALE PLASTICITY – NATURE! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT SOUNDS FANCY AND SCIENTIFIC, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT CASTLE WHILE YOUR BRAIN CELLS ARE ACTIVATING IN WAYS YOU NEVER KNEW POSSIBLE! YOU’LL BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS IN NO TIME!

SO COME ON, JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF DENDRITIC MADNESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU ON THIS SERVER? MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN DISCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! (OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A REALLY COOL MINECRAFT HOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT)

Viktor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on in December 2022 and suddenly find yourself in a world where the Houthi rebels have somehow gotten their hands on modern weaponry. Apologize in advance for any chaos they may cause, but hey, at least it makes for some exciting gameplay, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to watch your back around those Houthi rebels!

Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

Actual, coping mechanisms, Country, delusions, Diagnosis, environmental factors, genetics, Hallucinations, healthcare system, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, PARANOIA, people, Psychiatry, Psychology, Psychosis, schizophrenia, schizophrenics, smp, social isolation, societal stress, stigma, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

AUTHORITY, Challenges, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, control, Court, critical thinking, DebateCraft, Decision making, disagreements, Edition, family dynamics, Kids, Négotiation, Parenting styles, problem solving, Respect, Skills, teaching, Threats, undermining

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

FriendshipCraft SMP

Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, FriendshipCraft, FRIENDSHIPS, internet relationships, online communication, online friendships, online interactions, relationships, smp, social behavior, Social Connections, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual communities

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

CraftyLaughter

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	5557
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!