Players: |
95/700 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: |
20 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: |
3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: |
5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
30 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
20 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
5 |
Towns Built: |
6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
14 |
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