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Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

anti-unicorn, anti-unicorn song, Beggar, beggar management, crown, Exposes, exposes machinations, forced, forced to sing, gura, gura sing, Guras, heavy head, Live Stream, machinations, Management, Minecraft, Server, sing, singing, wears crown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3035
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

avoid contact, block number, BlockMeNot, cease communication, cut ties, end communication, halt communication, leave me alone, Minecraft, no contact, no more messages, permanently, smp, stop bothering, stop bothering me, stop bothering me permanently, stop calling, stop contacting, stop emailing, stop harassing, stop messaging, stop reaching out, stop texting

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

apple watch, Boyfriend, ChunkCraft, Comment, double date, FITNESS, Friend, ghosted, healthy lifestyle, LASAGNA, Lifestyle, Minecraft, OFFENDED, opinion, overweight, Rude, Running, sedentary, Server, Training, UNCOMFORTABLE, weightlifting

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	6488	Crops Grown:	6220

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	New Chunks Explored:	516599
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1658	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	3700	Animals Bred:	161
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!