fun and crazy kikds family Minecraft Servers

PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	64
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	149
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	95
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4824
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Potions Brewed:	110

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!