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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8967 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1866 |
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
