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Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1420
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Farms Harvested:	227

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	205	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Potions Brewed:	109	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	7261
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

MineCraftyLaughs

best comedy movie, comedy, comedy classic, Comedy film, comedy flick, comedy genre, comedy pick, comedy recommendation, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite comedy flick, favorite comedy movie, favorite film, favorite movie, film, funny, humor, Laughter, MineCraftyLaughs, Movie, top comedy movie

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Advanced weaponry, China, Defense, defense strategy, Disaster, geopolitical tensions, investigation, Maritime, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, naval forces, Navy, nuclear submarine, SECURITY, Server, setback, Sinking, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Technology, Underwater

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	291
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungarian government, Hungarian politics, Hungarian Prime Minister, Hungary, Hungary-Russia relations, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, power dynamics, russia, Surrender, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Emeralds Found:	5703	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.