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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7967 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Farms Harvested: | 251 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!
Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!