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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5159
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	255	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8748	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Votes:	9936
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2928	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, ZANNCRAFT, ZANNCRAFT.RU, ZANNPASS

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Orbs of Power Found:	12

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132