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CraftyCreeperzPVP

aid, Air-Launched, aircraft, arms sales, Conflict, CraftyCreeperzPVP, Defense, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Military, munition, new, SECURITY, Seeks, standoff, strategy, Support, Ukraine, US, weapon

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	744124	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them into battle. also, our secret underground base is guarded by a dragon that only lets in the coolest players. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride a llama through a maze filled with lava and if u make it to the end, u get a pet unicorn. join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cake!

QuitBeforeWinBigCraft

BETTING, big win, Casino, chance, gamblers, gambling, gambling addiction, Gaming, jackpot, long tail, LUCK, Odds, perseverance, Probability, QuitBeforeWinBigCraft, Quitting, quitting habits, Risk, statistics, success, winning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BAM! You find, like, a diamond block the size of your head! And then, out of nowhere, a herd of rainbow llamas start dancing around you, giving you all the diamonds you could ever want!

But wait, there’s more! You stumble upon a secret cave filled with flying pigs that shoot out golden apples! And if that’s not enough, there’s a hidden village where the villagers trade enchanted weapons for cookies!

And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken boss spawns in the center of the map, challenging players to an epic battle for the chance to win a magical feather that grants wishes!

So, like, if you want to experience all this craziness and more, then, like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, dude! It’s, like, the most epic and insane server out there! You’ll never want to leave, I swear!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	771	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	115	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2509
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	555	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!