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Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6864	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

F16BountyHunters

aircraft, Attack, Bounty, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, f-16, F16BountyHunters, fighter jet, firm, Geopolitics, Military, MONEY, RETALIATION, REWARD, Russian, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we offer a $170,000 bounty for the destruction of the first F-16 in Ukraine! why? because we like to spice things up and make things interesting! imagine the thrill of taking down a military aircraft while playing minecraft, it’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky form! plus, who wouldn’t want to win that sweet cash prize? join now and become a legendary F-16 destroyer in the world of minecraft!

Cluckin’ Chaos Server

alarm clocks, Animals, Chaos, chickens, Cluckin, commotion, daily routine, dawn chorus, early risers, emotions, feelings, funny, Human Behavior, humor, morning, Noisy, Poultry, relatable, scream, Server, Understanding, Wake Up, waking up

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

So, like, you know how chickens be wakin’ up and screamin’ in the mornin’, right? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even the chickens can’t handle it!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start breakdancing around you. It’s like a party in the mines, man!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers. They don’t explode, they just start breakdancing with the llamas. It’s a sight to see, let me tell ya!

Oh, and did I mention the pigs? They wear sunglasses and ride around on saddled chickens like they’re some kind of biker gang. It’s wild, dude!

So, if you wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you see llamas breakdancing with creepers? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my friend!

CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ

Business growth, city planning, community impact, CraftyRoads, economic development, economic impact, infrastructure upgrades, local businesses, lolz, pedestrian safety, Public Safety, road maintenance, road safety, seattle, Small Businesses, traffic accidents, traffic congestion, traffic improvements, traffic regulations, transportation safety, Urban planning, vision, Vision Zero projects

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	213	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!

RetroMine Minecraft server

1.2.5, Minecraft, RetroMine, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293

Minecraft Server 1.2.5

65.21.9.198:25599

Procrastination SMP: For Players Who Keep Saying ‘I’ll Mine Tomorrow!’

Active, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, Ill, invite, Join, Mature, multiplayer, Play, Players, procrastination, Projects, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Tomorrow

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Community Focus	Building projects and multiplayer gameplay
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the main focus of the Minecraft server?

A: The main focus is on building projects and creating a friendly multiplayer community.

Q: Are there any specific rules that players must follow?

A: Yes, the server does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Players are expected to be respectful to others.

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: All members must join the discord server provided in the link above to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a specific theme or style of building on the server?

A: There are no specific themes or styles enforced, players are encouraged to be creative and build what they enjoy.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

childhood gaming, childhood memories, classic video games, early gaming experiences, early memories, favorite video games, first gaming experience, first videogame, Gaming, gaming beginnings, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pixelcraft, retro gaming, Server, video game, Video Game History, video game memories, videogame

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Remember that time you were just a wee little noob, trying to figure out how to jump in your first video game? Well, get ready to relive those glorious days on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as obsessed with building pixelated castles as you are.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our server, ready to challenge any player brave enough to take him on. Will you be the one to defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

PunishCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal punishment, criminal rehabilitation, cultural impact, generational differences, justice system, law enforcement, Media consumption, Media influence, Media portrayal, Minecraft, PunishCraft, punishing criminals, punishment, Server, social norms, societal decay, societal decline, societal issues, societal values

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring servers where punishing criminals is seen as a good thing? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a group of rebellious boomers who believe in letting criminals roam free and cause chaos in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane antics and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even become a criminal mastermind yourself! So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BroSisCraft, brother, Communication, date plans, disability, Doctor, family, hip injury, insensitivity, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Overtime, reconciliation, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, Retail, Server, sibling, tardiness, Wife, work

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2886
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of working in the same retail store as your brother, who always has a tardiness issue and a mysterious hip injury from a nasty fall. Will you be the responsible older brother, constantly picking up the slack and putting off date nights with your angry wife? Or will you be the rebellious younger brother, constantly trying to go home early and avoid closing shifts?

Witness the epic battle between brothers as they argue over who gets to go home early, with accusations of insensitivity and childish behavior flying left and right. Will you be the one to smooth things over with a surprise date night, or will you be labeled as the insensitive asshole by friends and coworkers?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling drama, retail shenanigans, and workplace conflicts like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this outrageous tale of brotherly love and workplace woes!

CupcakeWarsMC

best cupcake, children, Communication, cookie monster, cupcakes, CupcakeWarsMC, dessert, Etiquette, family dinner, family gatherings, husband, in-laws, Manners, parenting, Parenting styles, sharing, Social Skills, Son, teaching, teaching moments, Wife

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring family dinners where you can’t even teach your son valuable life lessons like always going for the best cupcake? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we encourage taking the best of everything, whether it’s diamonds, resources, or even cupcakes with Cookie Monster faces on them!

We believe in teaching valuable life skills like greed, selfishness, and always striving for the best, just like this dad did with his son. Don’t settle for mediocre cupcakes or gameplay – come join us for an outrageous adventure where the best is always within reach!

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone that you’re not afraid to take the best cupcake, or diamond, or whatever else you desire! It’s a cutthroat world out there, so why not start practicing now in the safety of Minecraft?

CashCows Minecraft Server

brand names, CashCows, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, impulse purchases, Keeping up with the Joneses, Luxury items, material possessions, Minecraft, nonessential items, overpriced products, retail therapy, Server, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6732

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy enchanted sword, only to have it stolen by a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that will protect all your precious loot from those green menaces! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your shiny diamonds. So why waste your money on anything else when you can join our server and have the most epic adventures in Minecraft history? Join now and become the richest player in the land!