Fuckland Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HangryCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2105	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a boss! Join us and build your own virtual world where phone calls about pet fish and aquarium setups don’t exist.

Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1146	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!