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  • SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

    SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

    TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

    Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

    Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

    Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

    CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

    One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

    But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Game Over Minecraft Server

    Game Over Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

    WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us for a wild ride filled with dirty fucking whorcas and all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

    Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the dirty fucking whorca. These majestic creatures roam the land, causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

    If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dirty fucking whorca as you explore the vast world we’ve created. And who knows, you might even befriend one and have it as your loyal companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to encounter the dirty fucking whorcas at every turn.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

    TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

    Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BussyBeast Minecraft Server

    BussyBeast Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where Mr. Beast himself is in a bussy mood! That’s right, he’s roaming around the server giving out diamonds like they’re candy and challenging players to crazy competitions for epic prizes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies know how to bust a move. Join in on the fun and dance the night away while dodging exploding beats.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a rap battle to prove once and for all who’s the true ruler of the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an eye out for Mr. Beast and his bussy mood – you never know what crazy antics he’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bored Attention Superpower

    Bored Attention Superpower

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

    We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

    Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersRDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

    ❤️nderland❤️ Anarchy 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨ server minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best server in anarchy!

    IP: mc.enderland.fun

    Date of opening: 12/27/24 at 18:00 Moscow time

    mc.enderland.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Shattered Infinity SMP

    Shattered Infinity SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

    Server Type Modded Minecraft
    Theme Medieval-themed server
    Features
      • Hunters vs. Vampires gameplay
      • Terrifying nights with stronger mobs
      • Join or Lead Kingdoms
      • Immersive Magic system
      • Modded Exploration in a custom world

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join Shattered Infinity SMP?

    Apply now to get whitelisted and start your journey! https://discord.gg/mgMMdct6RR

    What is the gameplay like on the server?

    The server offers a Hunters vs. Vampires experience where players can choose to be either a vampire or a hunter, each with unique abilities and goals.

    Are there special features for players to enjoy?

    Yes, the server has features like terrifying nights, immersive magic systems, the ability to join or lead kingdoms, and modded exploration in a custom world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mystic Isles 1.20.6

    Mystic Isles 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do you like exploring vast landscapes and building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane creations you can think of. And get this, there are no limits to what you can do!

    But wait, there’s more! This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, you get to play with blocks and mobs.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil zombies with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RedstoneRageCraft

    RedstoneRageCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with mood swings and demands during that time of the month? Join our Minecraft server and escape the period drama! Our virtual world is a period-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without the emotional rollercoaster.

    Forget about getting asked for nudes or receiving one-word responses like “K” – on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying is “LOL” as you embark on hilarious adventures with your fellow players. Say goodbye to period-induced brattiness and hello to a fun and carefree gaming experience.

    Join now and leave the period drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that’s monthly is the server reset!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 90sNostalgiaCraft

    90sNostalgiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could bring back one thing from the 90’s, it would definitely be our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

    – Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the 90’s, where the fashion was questionable and the music was lit! – We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the nostalgic goodies from the 90’s – Tamagotchis, slap bracelets, and even pogs! – Our staff members all have 90’s alter egos, from Spice Girls wannabes to grunge rockers. You never know who you’ll be chatting with! – We host weekly dance parties where we bust out the Macarena and the Running Man. It’s like a virtual 90’s rave, but without the questionable substances. – And finally, rumor has it that if you find the hidden time capsule on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ghost of Kurt Cobain himself. How’s that for a blast from the past?

    So come join us on our 90’s-themed Minecraft server and relive the glory days in pixelated style!

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