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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Zombie Dances:	8	Towns Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	2045	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Game Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Votes:	9387
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but vanilla! Join us for a wild ride filled with dirty fucking whorcas and all sorts of crazy shenanigans.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the dirty fucking whorca. These majestic creatures roam the land, causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dirty fucking whorca as you explore the vast world we’ve created. And who knows, you might even befriend one and have it as your loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a wild adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to encounter the dirty fucking whorcas at every turn.

TinyDickCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	759	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

BussyBeast Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where Mr. Beast himself is in a bussy mood! That’s right, he’s roaming around the server giving out diamonds like they’re candy and challenging players to crazy competitions for epic prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies know how to bust a move. Join in on the fun and dance the night away while dodging exploding beats.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a rap battle to prove once and for all who’s the true ruler of the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an eye out for Mr. Beast and his bussy mood – you never know what crazy antics he’ll get up to next!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

TribalTrouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	New Chunks Explored:	760132
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8142
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take heritage insults very seriously! If anyone dares to mention your Native American or Mediterranean background in a negative way, we’ll collect their heads in the game just like a boss! Join us if you want to unleash your inner warrior and show those haters who’s boss in the virtual world. So, if you’re ready to defend your heritage with a vengeance and have a blast while doing it, now’s the freaking time to join us!

BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	6898
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	2194
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!

Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!

“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1070
Love Letters Sent:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!