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Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

StoolCraft: Autism Diagnosis in a Snap!

autism, Biomarkers, children, Clinics, developmental delay, Diagnosis, early detection, gastrointestinal issues, Healthcare, intervention, Medical research, Microbiome, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodiversity, pediatricians, routine test, scientists, Snap, stool sample, StoolCraft, Support, Treatment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	3459

come join our epic minecraft server where we diagnose autism with stool samples!!! 😂🤣🤪

imagine getting your diagnosis faster than a speeding bullet just by sending in a poop sample! no more waiting in long clinic lines, just drop a deuce and get your results in no time! 💩🚀

our server is so lit, even scientists are talking about it! they say it’s the most revolutionary way to identify autism early. who knew your poop could hold the key to unlocking your true potential in minecraft?! 🤯🔑

so what are you waiting for? join now and let your poop lead the way to a brighter, blockier future! 💩🌟 #poopdiagnosisFTW

EmperixMC: Where the only thing getting reset is your sleep schedule! 1.21 Update now live, come join the chaos.

Achievements, Active, Builds, Chaos, Community, Connect, Discord, EmperixMC, Experience, gameplay, games, goals, Join, Live, long-term preservation, multiplayer, progress, Projects, refurbished, Reset, Schedule, Servers, Sleep, smp, Staff, Survival, update, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3093
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Vanilla+ SMP Community
Discord Server	Active and dedicated Discord server for communication
Gameplay	Vanilla gameplay with customized features
World Preservation	Long-term world preservation with no server resets

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay does EmperixSMP offer?	EmperixSMP offers vanilla gameplay with customized features for a unique experience.
How does EmperixSMP handle world preservation?	EmperixSMP ensures long-term world preservation with no server resets, allowing players to build and progress without interruptions.
Is EmperixSMP suitable for both experienced and new players?	Yes, EmperixSMP welcomes both seasoned players and newcomers to its community.
How can I join EmperixSMP?	Visit the Discord server at discord.gg/emperixmc to learn more and connect with the staff.

Minecraft Mania – Spanish Chat

alemán, aprendizaje de idiomas, Chat, comunidad en español, comunidad virtual, conversación en español, cultura alemana, discusión en español, Edición, edición alemana, ESPAÑOL, español edición, foro de discusión, foro en español, grupo de discusión, hablantes de alemán, HiLo, hilo español, idioma alemán, intercambio cultural, Mania, Minecraft, Spanish, traducción al alemán

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Potions Brewed:	117
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT CHICKEN RIDING A PIG! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass with just a few clicks of your mouse!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RedundancyCraft Minecraft Server

Dates.., fanfiction, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, harem, KISSES, light novel, light-hearted, Minecraft, POLYGAMY, Redundancy volume, RedundancyCraft, Rifujin, romance, Romantic adventures, Rudy, Server, sex, wish come true, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, Wives

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	637	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Rudy from Rifujin’s Redundancy series is the star of the show, romancing not one, not two, but three wives! Join us for epic dates, romantic adventures, and plenty of smooches and steamy moments. Who needs diamonds when you have a love like this? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyShades Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, CraftyShades, Expectations, friendship, holiday, Lake, lost item, Minecraft, park, peer pressure, personal belongings, reimbursement, Server, Summer, sunbathe, sunglasses, swimming, unreasonable, vintage, water activities

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as losing your favorite sunglasses in a murky lake? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head like trying to find those sunglasses underwater.

Imagine a world where you can swim with your friends, build epic structures, and maybe even prank each other like that friend who pushed your head underwater. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with sunglasses just for you!

So come on, join us on this server where anything is possible, even getting your sunglasses back from the depths of the lake. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? See you there!

SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	134798
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	6352	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Animals Bred:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1468
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Potions Brewed:	63	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.