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The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	7572
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	124	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Towns Built:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Void Armor Forged:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchantments Applied:	235	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!