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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Edition, fuckin die, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nazis, PALS, PIXEL, s/fur, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special “S/fur Nazis fuckin die edition” just for you!

Join us for a wild ride as we battle against evil fur Nazis who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you in your quest to defeat them.

Not only that, but our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Creeper Bowling” that will have you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and help us rid the world of those pesky fur Nazis once and for all! Plus, we have free cake for all new members. Who can say no to free cake?

FakeMedsRUsCrafty

Africa, antibiotics, antimalarial, antimicrobial resistance, counterfeit, deaths, developing countries, drug quality, Fake, FakeMedsRUsCrafty, falsified, global health, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, medication, Medicines, mortality, pharmaceuticals, public health, Sub-Saharan Africa, substandard

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4764
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ores Mined:	4005	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off fake medicines in Africa! That’s right, you heard me! We’ve got a whole new level where you have to battle against substandard drugs to save lives! And guess what? You could be contributing to saving up to 500,000 lives a year in sub-Saharan Africa!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we’ve got antibiotics and antimalarial products running around like wild animals, causing chaos everywhere! And don’t even get me started on the increase in antimicrobial resistance – it’s a real party up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against fake medicines! And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate medicine warrior and save the day! Let’s do this, gamers!

==TokyoCity== Minecraft server

banner, Lazy, Minecraft, Mods, Pirate, Samurai, Server, Survival, TokyoCity, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	270449
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Magical Moments Shared:	11

==TokyoCity== Samurai Vanilla is a pirate survival server without mods!

49.12.223.75:10815

“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

areustupid.ddns.net:25248

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ores Mined:	5384
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	6

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.