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MilkyMayhem Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, control freak, Dangerous, E.coli, Food Safety, harmful bacteria, health concerns, LISTERIA, MilkyMayhem, Minecraft, not for Human Consumption, overstepped, raw milk, relationship, salmonella, Server, Trust, unpasteurized, vegan

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Towns Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any raw milk in sight! We’ve banned it completely because we care about your health and safety. No more worrying about salmonella or E. coli here!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without the fear of accidentally drinking something that’s “not for human consumption”. Our server is a raw milk-free zone, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any dairy drama.

Don’t let raw milk ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today and say goodbye to bacteria-filled beverages. Your virtual health is our top priority, so come on over and let’s build a raw milk-free paradise together!

WeddingDramaCraft

attire, biological parents, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decor, dress code, family dynamics, Family issues, Father, love, Mother, relationships, stepmom, stepmother, Venue, walking down the aisle, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	6480
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a potion gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stepmoms, confederate flag ball caps, and wedding dress showdowns!

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Who needs therapy when you can battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and pixelated drama?

Create your own unique avatar and explore our vast world, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from stepmoms in sweatpants. Want your biological parents to walk you down the aisle? No problem! Just watch out for any objections from NPCs who think they know better than you.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with a stepmom who’s determined to make your virtual life as chaotic as your real one. It’s all fun and games until someone tries to get you arrested for standing up to them…in Minecraft, of course!

AgingLikeFineWine

age, ageless, aging gracefully, aging like fine wine, aging well, AgingLikeFineWine, attractive, beauty, beauty evolution, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity beauty secrets, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformation, famous person, Hollywood, iconic, Mature, Silver Fox, timeless beauty

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

UNPeacekeeperPVP Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, security council, Server, Shooting, UN peacekeepers, united nations, United Nations Security Council, united states, UNPeacekeeperPVP, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join because, like, we have UN peacekeepers in Lebanon shooting at each other for fun! it’s, like, a total blast, bro. you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe the UN peacekeepers will start a dance party or something. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it for yourself. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

CraftyPutin’sDownfall

#classified information, Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, CraftyPutinsDownfall, defense system, downed aircraft, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, investigation, military technology, missile defense, Mystery, radar detection, russia, secret weapon, Ukraine, War, WRECKAGE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can uncover the mystery of russia’s secret weapon that got downed in ukraine. we got secret tunnels, hidden treasure, and even a talking cow named boris who knows all the secrets.

if you join now, you can ride a flying pig and battle a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. plus, our staff is made up of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind russia’s secret weapon!

Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice, Now with Extra Medieval Madness and Modded Mayhem on ATM9:TTS!

all the mods, Atm9, atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, EXTRA, Forge, Inviting, madness, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, Modpack, new players, Nice, Pumpkin, PvE, PvP, Quest, RPG, Skies, smp, Spice, Staff, time ranks, Welcoming

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	120	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: To the Skies	All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.2	tts9.pumpkraft.net

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the PumpKraft Minecraft community?

You can join our servers directly using the provided Server IPs or join our Discord for more information.

2. What features do the servers offer?

The servers offer features like tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, 24/7 staff availability, and regular custom events.

3. Are new players welcome?

Yes, PumpKraft welcomes new players to join their community and enjoy the modded Minecraft experience.

4. Can I suggest new features or ideas for the servers?

Absolutely! PumpKraft encourages community input and welcomes suggestions for improving the gameplay experience.

5. How do I report any issues or bugs on the servers?

You can report any issues or bugs directly to the staff members online or on the Discord server for prompt assistance.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aesthetics, branding, CONTENT, creativity, creativity showcase, design, digital art, eye-catching, Graphic design, inspiration, Like.., Marketing, memorable, Minecraft, noteworthy, photography, pixelcraft, Server, social media, Thumbnails, Video, visual appeal

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1586
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old thumbnails? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and hilarious thumbnails you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, dancing pigs, and even a secret society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Happy Holidays To You Minecraft SMP

Happy, happy holidays, happy holidays to you, holidays, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, to you

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	184920
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a llama all the way to the End! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances just to spice things up. So come join us for a holiday season you’ll never forget – just be sure to watch out for exploding snow golems!

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.