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HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Star Shards Collected:	135	Crops Grown:	2142
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.

For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.

And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.

So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

BrotherBabyDutyNope

adoption, adoption agency, adoption process, biological parents, blood relations, BrotherBabyDutyNope, cultural conventions, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural upbringing, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, infertility, infertility struggles, Parental Responsibility, parenthood, raising children, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?

CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery

abandoned properties, bad neighborhood, broken windows, Creeperville, crime rate, dangerous signs, drug activity, Flags, gang presence, Graffiti, high crime area, high poverty rate, lack of police presence, loitering, part, red, red flag, run down buildings, Safety concerns, scenery, sketchy area, suspicious activity, unsafe environment, Vandalism, warning signals

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Enchantments Applied:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Crops Grown:	2789	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!

BombCraft2021

aggression, airstrikes, BombCraft2021, bombs, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Government, Inexplicable, international relations, Military, Misinformation, opposition media, Political, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, self-bombings, Territory, total reported, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Emeralds Found:	8851
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russia keeps dropping bombs on itself for no reason! Like, they’ve done it 103 times this year already, it’s wild! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand, maybe you’ll even get to witness a bomb drop right next to your blocky house! Who needs creepers when you have Russia blowing itself up, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

GrillAndChillCraft

alcohol, barbecue, Beverages, Bonding, Community, cooking together, day drinking, enjoying the outdoors, Food and drink, Friends, Gathering, GrillAndChillCraft, grilling, leisure, outdoor activities, outdoor cooking, Outdoor Dining, Relaxation, social gatherings, socializing, summer fun

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where day drinking is not only allowed, but ENCOURAGED! imagine building your own outdoor bar and grill, where you can cook up some pixelated steaks and sip on some virtual brews with your fellow gamers. who needs real life responsibilities when you can be living it up in our pixelated paradise? join us now and let the day drinking begin!

✨-TANNING-✨ Just sunscreen and creepers here! [smp]

Adventure, camaraderie, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Discord, dynamic, Economy, gameplay, History, Immersive, Kingdoms, Minecraft, proximity chat, Resources, reunion, Server, smp, strategy, sunscreen, tanning, Trade

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

Solarm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity Chat	Immerse yourself in real-time conversations with nearby players.
Four Distinct Kingdoms	Aynor, Arcanum, Aerilon, Lunaris – each with their own unique characteristics and focus.
Custom Currency	Trade diamonds for SOL currency at spawn for exclusive items.

FAQ

Why should I join Solarm?

Solarm offers a unique gameplay experience with proximity chat, distinct kingdoms, and custom currency. Join a vibrant community with rich history.

How do I join Solarm?

Join the server by clicking on the link provided: https://discord.gg/sV6ApRb4tF

Can I choose my kingdom?

Yes, players can choose between Aynor, Arcanum, Aerilon, and Lunaris as their kingdom to explore and build within.

CraftyConfinement Minecraft Server

boldness, challenge, Confrontation, courage, CraftyConfinement, defiance, determination, empowerment, Escape, Fight, INTENSE, Minecraft, Quote, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self defense, self reliance, self-assertion, self-confidence, Server, standoff, strength, Trapped

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, on our server, YOU’RE the boss! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly all the other players are trapped in a room with you. That’s right, they’re trapped in there with YOU! Show them who’s boss as you build, mine, and conquer the land. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your Minecraft skills in a whole new way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just another player – you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

CraftyBharat Minecraft Server

CraftyBharat, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than the Dimple Yadav Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing diamond studded armor made by magical unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you super speed and the ability to fly!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty enchanted pickaxe. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your very own!

So what are you waiting for? Join the Dimple Yadav Edition Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

WeddingBellBlocker

best friend’s fiance, Communication Issues, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Values, family-only wedding, fiance drama, sibling relationships, supportive older brother, wedding advice, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding stress, WeddingBellBlocker

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5725
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	1012	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with your sister’s fiance’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor drama. You can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding and no one will bat an eye!

Join us now and let’s build a world where the only family drama you’ll have to deal with is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual reception. Trust us, it’s way more fun than real life drama!