New Minecraft Servers 2025

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fucked up piece of shit person Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 167
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • A Zombie Pigman Tried Doorbell Ditching Me… Didn’t Open

    A Zombie Pigman Tried Doorbell Ditching Me… Didn’t Open
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1146
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server

    Server Info Description
    Host/IP nocheatsmc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
    Running 1.21.1
    Location Montreal, Canada
    Difficulty Hard
    Rule(s) No Cheating/Hacking

    Overview:

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server, where you can explore, grief, steal, raid, and make friends in an anarchy setting with very few rules. The only rule is NO CHEATING.

    Server FAQ:

    Q: Can I cheat or hack on this server?

    A: No, the only rule on this server is no cheating or hacking.

    Q: What is the server’s difficulty level?

    A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server using the host/IP nocheatsmc.com and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

    Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7293
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans

    Minecraft SMP – VShojo+ Shenanigans
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2407
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server filled with VShojo vtubers who are always up to some shenanigans.

    Froot is busy pre-gaming for her new song debut, which she claims was an absolute rollercoaster of emotions. Mata is still yapping away instead of actually playing the game, classic Mata move. And Mouse is in the midst of a subathon, but it’s mimir hours right now so who knows what’s happening there.

    If you want to join a server where the players are always talking, never actually playing, and constantly getting into ridiculous situations, then this is the place for you! Plus, we have a dedicated Kson discussion channel, because why not?

    Come join us on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always report bait (or use it to your advantage, we won’t judge). See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DriveOrDieMC

    DriveOrDieMC
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9175
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and adulting skills! If you’re tired of carrying your virtual girlfriend around like a taxi driver, then this is the place for you.

    Join us and experience the thrill of teaching your in-game partner how to drive, only to have them cry and refuse to do it because they “don’t feel like it.” But don’t worry, we have plenty of opportunities for you to practice your patience and assertiveness as you navigate through this digital relationship drama.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, try convincing your Minecraft girlfriend to face her fears and become an adult, all while avoiding becoming the virtual chauffeur for her errands and trips to her friends’ houses. Will you be able to maintain respect for her in the face of her stubbornness, or will you finally put your foot down and demand some independence in this pixelated world?

    So come on over to our server and show us if you’re the ultimate Minecraft relationship guru or if you’re just another player caught in the cycle of driving for groceries and hearing “I don’t feel like it” one too many times. Let’s see if you’re the hero or the villain in this virtual love story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HappyHackerMC SMP

    HappyHackerMC SMP
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4787
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 890
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Emeralds Found: 2095

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockheadBuddies

    BlockheadBuddies
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4384
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Votes: 9112
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to show off his killer dance moves.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election

    MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7933
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Animals Bred: 92
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course)! we have french protesters raging at the stolen elections, but don’t worry, we promise our elections are totally legit (unless you count the time we let a creeper run for president). our prime minister is none other than conservative barnier, who may or may not be a secret minecraft pro hiding behind that suit and tie. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own political party in our virtual world! who knows, you might even become the next president of our blocky nation. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Watery Shoe Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Watery Shoe Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1448
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 1851

    New Minecraft ServersWatery Shoe is a talented musician known for their unique blend of folk and indie rock music. With heartfelt lyrics and captivating melodies, Watery Shoe has gained a loyal following in the music industry. Their introspective songs reflect personal stories and emotions, creating a deeply emotional connection with listeners. Watery Shoe’s powerful vocals and skillful instrument playing make them a standout artist in the music scene.

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  • Bulgarian Middle School

    Bulgarian Middle School
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our new SMP server. Play together, find friends and have fun!

    If you like it please vote for our server and leave a comment.

    Find friends on Discord and play together.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/BGtFGeJp

    smpbg.asuscomm.com

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  • SlashVanilla

    SlashVanilla
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6259
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vanilla anarchy server with no rules except no hacking or duping, join the discord server at discord.gg/slash

    146.19.48.146:25575

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